I try to avoid being greedy, but part of my sales shtick is wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. Like a plaid suit on a used car salesman, but with less class.
So I am always looking for a pattern or design I don't have. But I really have to dial it back. I am almost to the point that I can wear a different shirt every week. And that is just greedy and materialistic. Do not want to be either one of those.
But they call to me. Like a box of wine calls to a, aw hell, you know the rest.
You always look like you're shitfaced. And, I meant to mention, you look like Jim McNulty's uncle. We just finished The Wire. All 5 seasons in 11 days. HBO Go w/ Apple TV is great.
That's a nice shirt.
ReplyDeleteI try to avoid being greedy, but part of my sales shtick is wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. Like a plaid suit on a used car salesman, but with less class.
So I am always looking for a pattern or design I don't have. But I really have to dial it back. I am almost to the point that I can wear a different shirt every week. And that is just greedy and materialistic. Do not want to be either one of those.
But they call to me. Like a box of wine calls to a, aw hell, you know the rest.
You always look like you're shitfaced. And, I meant to mention, you look like Jim McNulty's uncle. We just finished The Wire. All 5 seasons in 11 days. HBO Go w/ Apple TV is great.
ReplyDeleteWell that is because I am almost always half shit faced.
ReplyDeleteIt's my style.
I ordered 40 Hawaiian shirts from the Hawaiian Shirt Company for this summer.
ReplyDeleteThe wife posts a of photo of one everyday on Instagram.
I don't know, dude.
ReplyDeleteThat shirt is pretty damn sexy.
That shirt is pretty damn sexy.
ReplyDeleteToo bad it's not on some hot redheaded chick.
It would look better off a hot redheaded chick, just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteYou're not wrong, Sixty.
ReplyDeleteSixty wacks off to photos of Lucille Ball.
ReplyDeleteWait, that's an option?
ReplyDeleteDid we have a particular hot red-headed chick in mind?
Or, are we speaking generically, because hot redheads are hot?
I will email Joan Holloway and see what I can set up.
ReplyDeleteI will email Joan Holloway and see what I can set up.
ReplyDeleteI was speaking generically because redheads are hot.
ReplyDeleteWell, redheaded females.
Attractive, redheaded females.
In soviet russian, sexy is to shirt for you.
ReplyDeleteI've got a great collection of chambray shirts -- all blue.
ReplyDeleteSome hot redheads (like Hendricks) aren't real redheads, of course.
ReplyDeleteReal or fake, it's hard to out-hot Rita.
Put the blame on Mame, boys.
Trooper's in select company.
ReplyDeleteSome other hot cool guys in Hawaiian shirts: here, here, and here.
What sort of shirt does one wear on a cruise? A Hawaiian shirt in the Caribbean doesn't seem to work.
ReplyDeleteIt works for me.
ReplyDeleteI saw what you did there, yashu.
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