Sunday, August 4, 2013

Vanity


Let's face it.

I am vain.

I am too sexy for my shirt.

20 comments:

  1. That's a nice shirt.

    I try to avoid being greedy, but part of my sales shtick is wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. Like a plaid suit on a used car salesman, but with less class.

    So I am always looking for a pattern or design I don't have. But I really have to dial it back. I am almost to the point that I can wear a different shirt every week. And that is just greedy and materialistic. Do not want to be either one of those.

    But they call to me. Like a box of wine calls to a, aw hell, you know the rest.

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  2. You always look like you're shitfaced. And, I meant to mention, you look like Jim McNulty's uncle. We just finished The Wire. All 5 seasons in 11 days. HBO Go w/ Apple TV is great.

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  3. Well that is because I am almost always half shit faced.

    It's my style.

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  4. I ordered 40 Hawaiian shirts from the Hawaiian Shirt Company for this summer.

    The wife posts a of photo of one everyday on Instagram.

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  5. I don't know, dude.

    That shirt is pretty damn sexy.

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  6. That shirt is pretty damn sexy.

    Too bad it's not on some hot redheaded chick.

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  7. It would look better off a hot redheaded chick, just sayin'.

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  8. Sixty wacks off to photos of Lucille Ball.

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  9. Wait, that's an option?

    Did we have a particular hot red-headed chick in mind?

    Or, are we speaking generically, because hot redheads are hot?

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  10. I will email Joan Holloway and see what I can set up.

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  11. I will email Joan Holloway and see what I can set up.

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  12. I was speaking generically because redheads are hot.

    Well, redheaded females.

    Attractive, redheaded females.

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  13. In soviet russian, sexy is to shirt for you.

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  14. I've got a great collection of chambray shirts -- all blue.

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  15. Some hot redheads (like Hendricks) aren't real redheads, of course.

    Real or fake, it's hard to out-hot Rita.

    Put the blame on Mame, boys.

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  16. Trooper's in select company.

    Some other hot cool guys in Hawaiian shirts: here, here, and here.

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  17. What sort of shirt does one wear on a cruise? A Hawaiian shirt in the Caribbean doesn't seem to work.

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  18. I saw what you did there, yashu.

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