I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint in the weight dept. I weighed 280 a few years back. I'm a lot less now. I guess I still see myself as 280. Maybe I need counseling and a support group! Or, as my daughter calls them, a "comfort group."
I know you are, or at least have heard so which is why out-tip qualifies for a three-way, with weight, beverages and gratuity all figuring into the final equation. It sounds like a good time to be had by all (as long as no one is taken for granted) made better only by the surprise appearance of a walking, singing chirbit machine!
ndspinelli: A comfort group is better than comfort food.
Aw, Sweet Jeebus, I spend hours arguing with Ritmo's dumb ass and then I come over here to find this?! This is completely backwards! What the Hell has happened to this country?
Icepick, I love ice cream. It's my favorite dessert. And, I love the full fat stuff which we have plenty of in Wi. However, gelato is also great. The best gelato I ever had was in Sorrento. Orgasmic. And hopefully you got my sarcasm regarding "comfort groups."
No, it's who can out-tip the other.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I'm going to disappoint in the weight dept. I weighed 280 a few years back. I'm a lot less now. I guess I still see myself as 280. Maybe I need counseling and a support group! Or, as my daughter calls them, a "comfort group."
ReplyDeleteMamaM, I'm a good tipper. But, I get your pun.
ReplyDeleteI know you are, or at least have heard so which is why out-tip qualifies for a three-way, with weight, beverages and gratuity all figuring into the final equation. It sounds like a good time to be had by all (as long as no one is taken for granted) made better only by the surprise appearance of a walking, singing chirbit machine!
ReplyDeletendspinelli: A comfort group is better than comfort food.
ReplyDeleteFuck that "comfort group" stuff, Spinelli. Go get yourself some ICE CREAM baby! Lots and lots of ice cream!
ReplyDeletendspinelli: A comfort group is better than comfort food.
ReplyDeleteAw, Sweet Jeebus, I spend hours arguing with Ritmo's dumb ass and then I come over here to find this?! This is completely backwards! What the Hell has happened to this country?
Icepick, I love ice cream. It's my favorite dessert. And, I love the full fat stuff which we have plenty of in Wi. However, gelato is also great. The best gelato I ever had was in Sorrento. Orgasmic. And hopefully you got my sarcasm regarding "comfort groups."
ReplyDeleteAnd hopefully you got my sarcasm regarding "comfort groups."
ReplyDeleteIt hung over the computer like a cloud!
A group of comfort women smeared w/ ice cream seems like the way to go.
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