Best Super Bowl ever. Peyton was shown (again) to be a choking twat. Welker was denied a ring--again. Elway made that stupid Elway face, and the idea of loading up--that is building an all star team so the decrepit old choking twat can have receivers to throw to at the expense of every other part of the team was again shown to be wrong headed.
It was beautiful. Even if I do despise the Seahags, I hate Peyton and Elway and Welker more.
I liked Bruno Mars' act the first time I saw it in 1964, performed by James Brown. Jackie Wilson did it pretty well, too, then he died. Then Michael Jackson did the same act, including the singing like a girl bit, he sucked, then he died, now Bruno figures he might as well carry on that same schtick.
Red Foxx's advice on one of his party records was to make sure to wash yo' ass. Oh, you can go a coupla days without washing your whole ass, but if you wanna stay popular with the ladies you shouldn't skip a day when it comes to washing your ass hole.
I had zero expectations for Bruno Mars, so I was pleasantly surprised. Of course I was mostly enjoying some of the best wings I have had in a long time. They just turned out really well. I was also having some skittle infused vodka, which was disgusting but I felt I had to do a few shots. The hot sauce on the wings helped cover the foul chemical taste.
Then there were some kick ass fireworks and half time was over and the beat down continued.
Then he would look for someone to come shoot me or beat me up.
Yeah, that recent theme of his bothers me. Way back in the LGF days I recall a guy there talking about knifing or shooting those who didn't agree...I gave him my full name and address and said come on up MF'r...no one showed up...keyboard commandos are cute.
This guy is not the guy I've spoken to directly previously. There are other things he's said on line lately that I can't figure out...like the "where were you" meme? Never mind the "shut up" meme tossed my way.
That's okay, not too long ago ( maybe a year) he used me, specifically, by name, as an example of the ultimate Althouse racist. I'll not bother to search his archives for it...however it was plainly spiteful and direct. I ignored it and established contact later anyway. I do not regret it.
Guess I'm an idiot, right?
PS: what amuses me beyond giggles is that you and I, and a few others, are easily identified by real name and location. The shoot and beat crap is weak. I live on the Detroit border ( a few feet), "we be" 85+% blacker than anyone on this flipping Internet....and somehow survive. WTF?
My new attitude is "Fuck it all" ...even have a pill for it right here for those in need.
Then he would look for someone to come shoot me or beat me up.
All bark, no bite. It's all a circus act, and there's only one clown in the car. A for-real ranter can usually answer the question "what do you want?", the person playing CE cannot do that. His schtick is a device for his own amusement, and the few who visit his blog to egg him on.
Try to be a good example to your brother.
ReplyDeleteOuch! That is the best one yet.
ReplyDeleteWorst Super Bowl ever!
ReplyDeleteBest Super Bowl ever. Peyton was shown (again) to be a choking twat. Welker was denied a ring--again. Elway made that stupid Elway face, and the idea of loading up--that is building an all star team so the decrepit old choking twat can have receivers to throw to at the expense of every other part of the team was again shown to be wrong headed.
ReplyDeleteIt was beautiful. Even if I do despise the Seahags, I hate Peyton and Elway and Welker more.
And fuck Eli too.
Everyone is laughing at me because I have no idea who Bruno Mars is. Why does anyone know who Bruno Mars is?
ReplyDeletewindbag, I am the same. I have heard the name and was not impressed w/ my first encounter.
ReplyDeleteI sound like my old man talking about the Rolling Stones.
ReplyDeleteBruno Mars - what an original act.
ReplyDeleteSaid no one ever.
Nope, I don't know the Bruno Marses either.
ReplyDeleteHeard the name, never gave a shit.
12th Man Day
ReplyDeleteI did not know Bruno Mars either, but I did like this SNL opener...
When Bruno Mars came on stage with his identically dressed band members, I blurted out "Hey! The Temptations!"
ReplyDeleteHeads in the bar swiveled toward me and showed derision and scorn. Humbled, I said "Little Richard?"
Then a person yelled "Bruno Mars!" I thought Bruno Mars was a pro wrestler.
I'm old.
Bruno Mars = not exactly Art Blakey. Let alone Krupa.
ReplyDeleteI did like Bruno Mars' performance, though. Lots of talent there. Same with the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
ReplyDeleteHow much did you have to drink, Michael?
ReplyDeleteOne is never enough and three is always too many and four is never enough.
ReplyDeletePanic in the pocket!
ReplyDeleteJames Thurber:
ReplyDeleteOne martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I liked Bruno Mars' act the first time I saw it in 1964, performed by James Brown. Jackie Wilson did it pretty well, too, then he died. Then Michael Jackson did the same act, including the singing like a girl bit, he sucked, then he died, now Bruno figures he might as well carry on that same schtick.
ReplyDeleteTedious and trite, but boring.
Well he is entertaining. I think he is a pure entertainer like Sammy Davis, Jackie Wilson and Michael Jackson. That is not a terrible thing to be.
ReplyDeleteThank God we weren't subjected to fuckin' Bruce Sprinsteen. This was one of the best half time shows I have seen.
Talk about damning with faint praise!
ReplyDeleteHey I like happy entertaining minority type guys.
ReplyDeleteJust sayn'
If the Crack Emcee could read this he would say I was racist.
ReplyDeleteThen he would look for someone to come shoot me or beat me up.
ReplyDelete"Thank God we weren't subjected to fuckin' Bruce Sprinsteen."
ReplyDeleteGov Christie tried but failed - he probably cried a little about it.
Red Foxx's advice on one of his party records was to make sure to wash yo' ass. Oh, you can go a coupla days without washing your whole ass, but if you wanna stay popular with the ladies you shouldn't skip a day when it comes to washing your ass hole.
ReplyDeleteI had zero expectations for Bruno Mars, so I was pleasantly surprised. Of course I was mostly enjoying some of the best wings I have had in a long time. They just turned out really well. I was also having some skittle infused vodka, which was disgusting but I felt I had to do a few shots. The hot sauce on the wings helped cover the foul chemical taste.
ReplyDeleteThen there were some kick ass fireworks and half time was over and the beat down continued.
With the exception of their appetite for chicken wings bovines are indifferent to birds.
ReplyDeleteEvi appears to enjoy commentsalisms with little birds.
ReplyDeleteThe wings on those birds MamaM are way too little!
ReplyDeleteI thought the Bruno Mars show was like a really fancy version of some Disney World EPCOT show.
Trooper York said...
ReplyDeleteThen he would look for someone to come shoot me or beat me up.
Yeah, that recent theme of his bothers me. Way back in the LGF days I recall a guy there talking about knifing or shooting those who didn't agree...I gave him my full name and address and said come on up MF'r...no one showed up...keyboard commandos are cute.
This guy is not the guy I've spoken to directly previously. There are other things he's said on line lately that I can't figure out...like the "where were you" meme? Never mind the "shut up" meme tossed my way.
That's okay, not too long ago ( maybe a year) he used me, specifically, by name, as an example of the ultimate Althouse racist. I'll not bother to search his archives for it...however it was plainly spiteful and direct. I ignored it and established contact later anyway. I do not regret it.
Guess I'm an idiot, right?
PS: what amuses me beyond giggles is that you and I, and a few others, are easily identified by real name and location. The shoot and beat crap is weak. I live on the Detroit border ( a few feet), "we be" 85+% blacker than anyone on this flipping Internet....and somehow survive. WTF?
My new attitude is "Fuck it all" ...even have a pill for it right here for those in need.
Then he would look for someone to come shoot me or beat me up.
ReplyDeleteAll bark, no bite. It's all a circus act, and there's only one clown in the car. A for-real ranter can usually answer the question "what do you want?", the person playing CE cannot do that. His schtick is a device for his own amusement, and the few who visit his blog to egg him on.
Oh I am not worried. I am more afraid of my wife than I am of anybody on the internets.
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