Thursday, April 17, 2014

Holy Thursday Humor



So I was in the bakery across the street getting some coffee when Father Sansone from Sacred Hearts comes in to pick up his pastry. Maria the owner greets him and turns with her back to us to ring up another customer. Now he had double parked outside and he saw the guy at the curb start to pull away and he rushes outside to move his car.

Maria turns around and goes to me "Where did Father go?"

I said "Oh he left. He will be back in three days."

We both had a laugh.

34 comments:

  1. Aw, shit, quit your day job and go for it!

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  2. Holy Thursday has passed over into Good Friday and now the dark of night awaiting Easter morning. Where are you? This three days gone stuff is for the birds.

    Wishing you and Lisa a Blessed Easter, while celebrating again the procedure that put your heart back on track.

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  3. Happy Easter, Jim, Lisa, and everyone else.

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  4. Happy Easter to all. Sixty is calling all the NYC hospitals.

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  5. Echoing MomaM and ndspinelli, happy Easter. And are you okay?

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  6. I'm a day late with my Easter wishes.

    But, Happy Easter!

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  7. Starting to get just a wee bit concerned....

    Are you on the case, nick?

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  8. Hey guys sorry but I was resting.

    It was a great Easter weekend but very tiring.

    Full posting starting tonight.

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  9. As Peter said on the first Easter, Jesus Christ, where've you been?

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  10. Trooper is beat, he just ran the Boston Marathon.

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  11. I can't see him running the Boston Marathon, but I could see him running from Boston.

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  12. He is risen!

    (Wait, is that blasphemous?)

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  13. I could see him Running the Boston marathon, he's a take charge kind of guy.

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  14. Rest away man, no need to whole posts when time isn't favoring it....just toss out a wise crack now and then here or elsewhere. You've trained us you know?

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  15. Oh, and OT, but on a similar topic (health)...for those who might give a shit. I had my follow up CT Scan last Thursday (follow up to a 99.5% clean PET/CT Scan two months ago) and my follow-on consultation today...no changes, no growth, no metastasis, no nuttin', just scaring in the lung from the radiation focused beam, etc...and I am maybe the luckiest man alive given the life I've lived. The 0.5% is a very tiny spot (less than 1 millimeter adjacent to the original spot and likely residual..and not growing.)

    I'd do a Snoopy happy dance but I dance funny. Pbbffft.

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  16. Aridog, Bravo! Very happy for your and your family!

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  17. Thanks all, and I promise no Snoopy Dance...that would hurt your eyes.

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  18. I've heard shouts of "Dance, white boy, dance" enough to last me a lifetime.

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  19. What happened with your blog, windbag? Did you announce the finale and I missed it or was it a quiet wind-up?

    The reading material is seriously falling off around these parts. I may have to go back to books.

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  20. MamaM, I deleted it about a month or so ago. Thanks for noticing.

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  21. Really great news, Aridog. Thanks for sharing.

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  22. I'm such a lout: I read Ari's clean bill o' health and thought, "Well, that's nice for him."

    I'm an ass. Congrats, Ari!

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