Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The least racist man in the world.


He walks all the dogs in Madison to make sure that they won’t bark at black people.

He goes all over the internets to fight white privilege wherever it might be found.

He financially supports his racist black commenters so they can be free to harangue white people on a nonstop basis.

He never washes his drawers because wearing tightie whities are racist.

He throws black ink on people wearing LA Clipper Jerseys.

He worships the Kardashians because they only suck black dick.

He demands that the Bakeries stop selling black and white cookies and only sell black cookies.

He puts all of the black licorice Twizzlers in front of the red ones so people will buy them first.

He inspects children’s Easter baskets to make sure they only have black jellybeans.

He is the least racist man in the world.

Stay non-racist my friend.

 
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16 comments:

  1. chickelitApril 30, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    There's probably some huge skeleton in Meade's closet to explain his odd behavior. Not that Meade enjoys being in the closet with bones.

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  2. Trooper YorkApril 30, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    No he marries them if they are old and skeazy enough. As long as they have a job. He's funny like that.

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  3. ndspinelliApril 30, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    chick, Many Irish are racist. All shanty Irish are racist. He is shanty Irish. He grew up "hatin' niggers." Annie met his family and made him become, The Least Interesting and Least Racist Man in the World. Indiana elected a KKK governor.

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  4. Shouting ThomasApril 30, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    Yes, he is a white Stepin' Fetchit.

    Doing penance for all of us.

    Well, he wants us to confess our guilt and don the hair shirt, too.

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  5. Shouting ThomasApril 30, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    There's probably some huge skeleton in Meade's closet to explain his odd behavior.

    Watch "cuckold porn" for the answer.

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  6. Shouting ThomasApril 30, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    Meade's hijinks make me wonder:

    What in the hell makes Althouse's twat twitch?

    She's a fag hag, but what variety?

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  7. AridogApril 30, 2014 at 8:24 PM

    My understanding is that TOP wasn't his first choice, Internet romancing wise, just the only choice who bought his shit. That should tell you something.

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  8. rcoceanApril 30, 2014 at 10:17 PM

    I think Meade's online obsession with anti-racism is a business strategy to protect Althouse Blog from Left-wing criticism.

    Or Meade's a nut.

    One of the two.

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  9. rcoceanApril 30, 2014 at 10:23 PM

    Sometimes Meade sounds like SWPL parody. Oddest moment when he proudly proclaimed he'd dated a black girl in HS. Y'know like 40 years ago.

    Amazing. Talk about being stuck in the past. And incredibly Don sterling did the same thing only it was in the 50s.

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  10. ndspinelliApril 30, 2014 at 10:57 PM

    And Annie once touched a Negro.

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  11. Chip S.April 30, 2014 at 11:04 PM

    I have it on v. shaky authority that it's racist to have sex w/black women.

    Except for Oprah, presumably.

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  12. Evi L. BloggerladyMay 1, 2014 at 10:40 AM

    ndspinelli, Meade blew a black man...and he liked it.

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  13. Evi L. BloggerladyMay 1, 2014 at 10:42 AM

    Or maybe it was a black lab.

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  14. ndspinelliMay 1, 2014 at 2:03 PM

    Evi, He blew a man in Reno, just to see him cum.

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  15. Lem Vibe BanditMay 1, 2014 at 11:34 PM

    dos XX

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  16. MethadrasMay 6, 2014 at 6:15 PM

    What the fuck does this guy do? Oh wait, he catches. A lot.

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