Not any of them. The borough. The English one. The ones that want to get married. The drama ones.
They tire you out with their bullshit.
Don't get me wrong. I don't mind the tirade or manifesto or screaming blow up. But I don't have much time these days to indulge people.
Talking about queens (the drama type):
ReplyDeleteBlogger Meade said…
Lem,
Si usted lee este mensaje, por favor, dame una señal de algún tipo. Estoy en una misión muy importante: Misión Salvar al soldado Lem. Es decir, para recuperar Lem Angele y su levedad y regresar de manera segura tanto a la patria del blog Althouse. Nuestra inteligencia nos dice que está detenido y probablemente torturado. Por grandes matones culo gordo. La apuesta no podría ser mayor. Cualquier señal va a hacer, Lem. Hasta que se complete la misión: ser fuerte y saber que estamos haciendo todo lo posible para que librarse de los matones terroristas con los grandes culos gordos.
¡Dios los bendiga y buenas noches!
su amigo y humilde servidor,
Meade
June 10, 2014 at 9:20 PM
Meade said…
ReplyDeletePS: Lem, si es necesario, patear ese viejo chocho, Aridog, en los testículos.
Bueno.
June 10, 2014 at 9:27 PM
Blogger Meade said…
ReplyDelete¿Quién sabe lo que trae el mañana
En un mundo sobreviven pocos corazones?
Todo lo que sé es lo que siento
Cuando es real, lo mantengo con vida
El camino es largo
Hay montañas en nuestro camino
Pero subimos un escalón cada día
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Lejos del mundo de abajo
Hasta donde los vientos soplan claras
Algunos se aferran a, 'solía ser "
Vivir sus vidas mirando atrás
Todo lo que tenemos es aquí y ahora
Toda nuestra vida por ahí para encontrar
El camino es largo
Hay montañas en nuestro camino
Pero subimos un escalón cada día
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Lejos del mundo que conocemos
Cuando sopla el viento claras
Pasa el tiempo, no hay tiempo para llorar
La vida que usted y yo, una vida hoy
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Lejos del mundo que conocemos
Cuando los vientos soplan claras
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
June 10, 2014 at 9:40 PM
Meade said…
ReplyDeleteTú y yo tenemos recuerdos
Más largo que el camino
Que se extiende por delante
Dos de nosotros usando impermeables
De pie en solitario en el sol
Tú y yo persiguiendo papel
Obtención de la nada en nuestro camino de regreso a casa
Estamos en nuestro camino a casa
Estamos en nuestro camino a casa
Nos vamos a casa
June 10, 2014 at 9:47 PM
I think Chip is right, one gimlet, just made with a pint of gin.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the shanty Irish lawnboy hired a Mexican.
ReplyDeleteI don't speak Mexican. Can somebody translate for us true blue Americans?
ReplyDeleteIt's like he is going 'all in' or something.
ReplyDeleteVery Funny Poker
ReplyDeleteI read Spanish, and my question is, what is this shit?
ReplyDeleteI read Spanish, and my question is, what is this shit?
ReplyDeleteELB sought to preserve the evidence in case it disappeared from whence it came.
Back when I used to indulge I would post song lyrics over there... so it could be an homage, parody, both. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteI have been carrying this idea for a logo for Lem's in my head so long I can see it clearly.
ReplyDeleteIt's frankly better than Troop's
Can anyone suggest an inexpensive graphics program for Mac? They used to give away MacPaint which might work.
ELB sought to preserve the evidence in case it disappeared from whence it came.
ReplyDeleteThis is wise. There should be a permanent record or perhaps an ongoing series at Troop's called "Shit Meade Said".
That is correct Lem. I preserved it only since I figured it would be quickly deleted. I am guessing Merde got drunk and went on Google Translate.
ReplyDeleteMeade said…
ReplyDeleteSé fuerte, mi amigo. Conejito del polvo de la reina, perro Aérea y ndspinelli son tres de los más grandes de los matones más gordo assed. No temas. Pronto se le rescató. Una vida mejor en Internet que le espera.
June 11, 2014 at 12:02 AM
The only thing I get from this is Meade has us all living in his head. He has it bad.
I have been carrying this idea for a logo for Lem's
ReplyDeleteA Red Sox font would be ideal... it would drive Trooper nuts.
You know I'm just messing with you Trooper. Just like you do with me and my liver... lol.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first encountered Trooper over there, Trooper was so personable I was taken aback a little. I didn't know what to make of him.
I had never meet anybody on line so aggressively friendly. So I would not respond for a long time until i got a better handle on my own sense of where Trooper was coming from.
It was a good thing he was patient.
so it could be an homage, parody, both. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteClosing in on Lampoonery, A written attack ridiculing a person, group, or institution.
From my perspective, Meade's recent behavior doesn't resemble aggressive friendliness or anything close to homage.
On the Fetid, Bleeding Pustule thread, Rhhardin cuts to the heart of the matter.
...the usual solution is just ask (Lem ask) Meade not to post on your blog if you don't think it's good for the blog. Say you're looking for a different kind of insight in comments...It works if the commenter has any character. Give it a try.
WTF? Geez. In their headz.
ReplyDeleteLem,
I know you want to like them but they obviously have gone 'round the bend.
Please don't go follow them. :)
Darcy, When someone has no soul, their heads are always fucked up.
ReplyDeleteSeattle Slew won the Triple Crown on this date in 1977, and myself and better half got hitched that same day. My old man was a big horse player. We made sure there was time between the ceremony and reception to watch the Belmont, which was historic that day. He was very appreciative. As was everyone else, really. When we scheduled our wedding we just knew it was Belmont day. Even non fans watch the Belmont when the Triple Crown is on the line.
ReplyDeleteLem...I apologize for any and all insulting things I have said to or about you. My anger gets the better of me once in a while. Some people just make me nuts...and nuts is the right word for it. You are not one of those people and I realize you have to deal with all of us...jerks like me especially. You do so with grace. Please know that.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your blog and intend to remain a supporter...even if I am not present much for a while.
Please don't go anywhere, Ari.
ReplyDeleteIf you do, and Sixty stays away, I really do feel that Meade will have succeeded in taking something away from us.
I have a friend who always says to me "You know what they can never take away from us?" And I answer: "Us."
Great post by Darcy at Lem's.
ReplyDeleteCheck it out.
Darcy...I'll not be "gone" just more careful what conversations I join. I will no longer engage Meade...hence my "TILT" meme of late. Right now I feel comfortable here at TY's because of TY himself...ball buster and all that. Besides he solved my summer shirt dilemma ... pretty funny (to me) that now I actually revert to what my dad wore...but it is what it is :)
ReplyDeleteHawaiian shirts are the best. Especailly these cotton ones. In a hot humid summer night they rule.
ReplyDeleteI have about 100 of the now. Some of them have to be retired but I hate to give them up.
This is what I'm wearing this summer.
ReplyDeleteAw crap, windbag. I clicked on that link.
ReplyDeleteYou look good. Waxed chest or shaved?
Darcy, cover your ears for a second. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteNot joking here, but I think part of Meade's problem is that he hasn't had a good fuck in too long.
Okay, you can listen now.
He's angry and starts drinking around dinner time, and keeps it up until late at night. His posting seems to show it. Maybe he can't have a decent conversation at home, or maybe he's frustrated, or who knows what else.
Oh look. Inga just showed up at Lem's. Right around cocktail time.
ReplyDeleteInga...which iteration?
ReplyDeleteInga (here) or Annie (at Turley's) or whatever...she thinks no one can track her puppetry. All the while using that same photo that I am sure she thinks is lovely. And it just may be to some folks. Not my call.
ReplyDeleteOpps. I meant Inga at Lem's, not here.
ReplyDeleteHey BTW Trooper...what is your current email address for regular folks? I've got about three different ones now and I'd like to clarify my contacts list. If it is something you'd rather not share, that's cool too. I noted the comments about the gmail, versus whatever sign ins and how that effects your identify, as if we'd not know who was whom anyway.
ReplyDeleteJust asking, 'cause I am "dick" as well as just curious. Ppbbbfffftt.
Email me at jimdolan2@live.com
ReplyDeleteThat is my regular email address that I check all the time.
Waxed chest or shaved?
ReplyDeleteThis is a much more efficient method.
Ordered some Hawaiian shirts, can't wait to wear them.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find the shirts on sale for $20. Did you find them, rc?
ReplyDeleteI think that was a sale they had last week.
ReplyDeleteNow the good ones are around $39.95
I prefer to pay more to get 100% cotton.
I got a couple of Christmas ones for $20 last week.
ReplyDeleteNothing says you are an idiot like wearing a Christmas Hawaiian shirt on July 25th.
Glad you'll be sticking around, Ari.
ReplyDeleteTrooper answered it. And I'm with him, 100% cotton is the way to go. I usually wear them in hot weather.
ReplyDeleteMy doppelgänger is confused (I don't think she is getting enough attention from the dog whisperer.
ReplyDeleteSilk hawaiian shirts are nice (the choice for formal occasions in Hawaii), but they seem to have an affinity for red wine stains.
ReplyDeleteIf you would like to see Inga unhinged, go to the Fetid Bleeding Pustule post @ Lem's from 6/10. She went postal last night.
ReplyDeleteI will not engage
ReplyDeleteI will not engage
I will not engage
WNI;PO
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Hunny!
ReplyDeleteWho? Me? :)
ReplyDeleteUmm…
ReplyDeleteHehe. :)
ReplyDeleteDarcy hugs must be earned!
ReplyDeleteAww.
ReplyDeleteChromium Merthiolate. It's the fancy skin color of men who tumble off of bicycles.
ReplyDeleteI notice that Inga urged Lem to close his site and go back to the Evil One. It is obvious they are pulling out all stops to get Lem to close up shop. It drives them crazy that he has a great blog with a bunch of great contributors.
ReplyDeleteNow Meade is in every post stirring up trouble. Plus posting in Mexican to rile Lem up.
They really are the lowest of the low.
I am sorry but I won't be going over to Turley's site. I had enough with liberal law professors. I hate professors to begin with and law professors even more.
ReplyDeleteSorry. Not my cup of tea.
Trooper, No sorry or explanation needed. To each their own.
ReplyDeleteThat guy Brat in VA is a professor.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Michael.
ReplyDeleteI deleted Meade on my post for a couple of juvenile comments insinuating something about blake and me.
He seems a little desperate.
Desperate. Yes, that's it.
ReplyDeleteHe'd be better off drunk.
Nice work, Darcy!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your blog and intend to remain a supporter...even if I am not present much for a while.
ReplyDeleteThanks Aridog.
He is very desperate. He and now Inga are over there chumming the waters trying to upset Lem and get him to quit. He is now on every post and not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteHe will make a few innocuous comments and then stick the knife in.
Well, at least with no one responding to him his maliciousness stands out. That's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why the sheer juvenility of Larry's behavior doesn't embarrass a law professor at a reasonably legit university enough for her to tell him to stop.
ReplyDeleteI think he does it when it can pas by. You know. When she is passed out drunk. Sunday nights. Dinner time. Now it is in the middle of the day.
ReplyDeleteThings are getting worse for them.
That explains the photo at TOP of her on her back in the front yard.
ReplyDeleteWow!
ReplyDeleteThe return of Inga the Sock Puppet!
I deleted Meade on my post for a couple of juvenile comments insinuating something about blake and me.
ReplyDeleteScore! (Well, for me. For you, em, sorry.)
What I thought was interesting was after dropping a load, he then responded in what someone who didn't know him might think was a genuine post.
I would've deleted that, too. But then, I'd nuke everything from space. (It's the only way to be sure!)
Unrelated, I was also gratified to discover that Father Fox doesn't respond to Ritmo either.
ReplyDeleteBruce, if you're still reading, I left a big message on your Tex Avery thread.
Also, FWIW, it's ridiculously easy to set up way better things than blogs these days.
ReplyDeleteThere is plug-and-play stuff that combines blogging, chatting, twitter, facebook, pinterest, etc.
Just sayin'.
You have my attention, Blake. Examples?
ReplyDeleteI wanted to delete that last comment too, but even though I know it was made in bad faith (horrible, awful, mocking faith), I resisted because I'm stubborn. I hate that he gets the satisfaction of any reaction at all.
ReplyDeleteBut those two posts had to go. Sorry, blake. lol
That is Lawnboy's method. He drops in reasonable posts and then goes batshit. They there are either deleted or he deletes them himself. All the is left is all the people going crazy and going after him.
ReplyDeleteDammit.
ReplyDeleteThere goes my Seduction Cred.
Well...oh, yeah? You're...a stinkburger!
(I think they call that "negging". You should be totally turned on by me now.)
Haz--
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of something like Elgg, which is pretty simple but has lots of interesting plug-ins.
But that's just from the hip. There are a lot of interesting options.
Get a room you two!
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to!
ReplyDeleteWait, me an Darcy or me and Haz?
OK, just as an example, I put this up in 30 seconds at my old RPG website:
ReplyDeletekingdomrpg
This is all default settings, no plug-ins, etc. But it's really damn easy. You can link in your twitter and facebook feeds, have posts that are more active be up top, front-page comments, all that crap.
This is Dolphin, not Elgg, but they're just two of many, many options.
If you go to krpg and click on the little blue button on the left that'll take you to a more full-featured demo of Dolphin.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little cluttered. I would crop most of it out, probably.
But I ran krpg for a friend of mine who moved her community from Compuserve, and this was 10 years ago, and ran it on my own little box from my house.
Tech has advanced a bit since then. Used to take hours to set up, and this is literally seconds.
(Customizing is an ongoing affair but that's the fun part.)
But I ran krpg for a friend of mine who moved her community from Compuserve, and this was 10 years ago, and ran it on my own little box from my house.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really follow all that technical stuff there, but I did like Dr. Johnny Fever on that show. Was Compuserve a suburb of Cincinnati? Maybe over the line in Kentucky? Anyway, I always thought Bailey Quarters was hotter than Jennifer Marlowe.
Sure, why not.
ReplyDeleteAgreed on Bailey.