Sunday, November 2, 2014

A bird on your clothing rack.....is better than a hand in your bush.....or something



Lately we have been keeping the doors open to encourage people to come into the store. So what happens?

A bird flies in.

It flew all around the store. Stopped on the chandeliers. The racks. The top of the Dressing Room.
Basically all around the store.

So what do you? You can chase it around but it just flies around and it might fly...splat into the wall and make a mess.

So you just wait it out.


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16 comments:

  1. ndspinelliNovember 2, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    You need a shotgun and birdshot. Wait, NYC..never mind.

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  2. rcoceanNovember 2, 2014 at 8:21 PM

    You obviously don't have a cat.

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  3. chickelitNovember 2, 2014 at 10:39 PM

    You need a rubberband gun, Troop. Something western-styled that Lucas McCain would approve of: link.

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  4. Lem Vibe BanditNovember 2, 2014 at 11:20 PM

    Isn't that good luck or something?

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  5. Dust Bunny QueenNovember 3, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    Cover the windows. Turn off the lights. Open the door. Stand behind the bird away from the door. Maybe wave your arms around a bit. It will go out.

    Poor thing is frightened out of it's little bird brain.

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  6. Michael HazNovember 3, 2014 at 1:54 PM

    City people, sheesh.

    Buy a plastic owl or hawk and keep in near the open entry to your store. It will keep other birds away because owls and hawks are predators, and are feared by other birds.

    When I was a home builder, I uses plastic owl to keep woodpeckers away from wood-sided homes, and to keep chipmunks and other varmints away as well.

    If you can't send your minions to buy one, order one through Amazon. Lem's portal will thank you.

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  7. Michael HazNovember 3, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    Sorry abt the misspellings. One hand in a splint for a few eeeks.

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  8. chickelitNovember 3, 2014 at 8:31 PM

    Sorry abt the misspellings. One hand in a splint for a few eeeks.

    Pit brawl?

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  9. Michael HazNovember 3, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    My 40 year old brain sometimes forgets that its being carried around in a 65 year old body.

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  10. Michael HazNovember 3, 2014 at 9:38 PM

    Although the squid who yelled "Old dude wheelstanded down the whole motherfuckin; block!" made my day.

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  11. ndspinelliNovember 3, 2014 at 10:23 PM

    I'm in Metropolis, IL. Superman is a big deal here. I think the Giants are as pitiful as the Jets. Jersey football sucks.

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  12. Trooper YorkNovember 4, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    You need to stop looking at those Lena Dunham nudie photos on the internet.

    No wonder you have a sprained wrist.

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  13. windbagNovember 5, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Stop staring at my tits.

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  14. rcoceanNovember 5, 2014 at 8:54 PM

    So Sophia was afraid of a wardrobe malfunction.

    And I assume the bird is still there.

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  15. Michael HazNovember 7, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    Long time no Trooper. Are you okay?

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  16. chickelitNovember 7, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    Trooper might be off chasing birds.
    I don't mean like Brian Jones did either.

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