I'm no longer married and, Trooper, you are entirely correct - it is dangerous as hell out there what with all the tenured law professors and others out running amok.
That's why I'm presently headed in to port for my weekly guinness, a friendly round or two of Auld Lang, maybe a quick throw of darts, and then it's back on the tug boat and early to bed for me... alone, just me and my tug boat dreams.
Titus finds the grail.
ReplyDeleteI'm no longer married and, Trooper, you are entirely correct - it is dangerous as hell out there what with all the tenured law professors and others out running amok.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I'm presently headed in to port for my weekly guinness, a friendly round or two of Auld Lang, maybe a quick throw of darts, and then it's back on the tug boat and early to bed for me... alone, just me and my tug boat dreams.