Bad Santa?

Here is one the worst idea's I have heard in a long time. The Court St Merchants want me to play Santa Claus in the tree lighting ceremony in Carroll Park. A stupider idea I have never ever heard. I mean first of all I really hate kids. Especially yuppie brat kids. Snot nosed whiny crying yuppie kids.

"You want to cry...you really want to cry...I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard."

"Allright you little bastard, what do you want for Christmas? How about a slap."

"Ho Ho Ho. Why don't you fucking ho's go buy something in my store before I have to get up...and ...and.."

So now I have to grow a three day stubble and get a pint bottle of Four Roses Whiskey to have in my pocket just like the Santa used to do in A&S on Fulton St when I was a kid.

They want a bad Santa, I'll give em a fuckin bad Santa.