Stop staring at my tits

 

"When you get to the cutoff.....cut off your Slawson."

"Oooh that sounds painful."

"Shut up and stick out your tits."

"Ok I can do that."

"Don't be a wiseass."

Dear Tulsi

Dear Tulsi,

I can’t believe that you dropped out of the race and endorsed that senile kid toucher Slow Joe Biden! What’s the matter with you? I thought we shared some ideas and values. You know communism. Ending the wars overseas so we can use the military to control the American Public. Now that nudick Trump is doing it because of this bullshit corona virus. Listen. I have had a virus. I got in Cuba in 1975. So I don’t believe the hype

Please reconsider your endorsement. I can offer you a place in my administration. I can’t offer VP because I have to get a sharvtzer. But maybe you can be Interior Secretary or at the UN. That’s where they stick all the exotic bitches.

Call me.

Your friend,

Bernie

Hey it's time to take a Poll....it's been a while

Whose your favorite:

Rocky gets a new movie

No not that meathead Stallone. Thank God that shit is over.

Raquel Welch is starring in a new TV movie called "House of Versace: The Untold Story of Genius, Murder and Survival." It will co-star noted hose bag Gina Gershon who will play Donatella Versace the overly tanned big lipped Italian whore who lives off of her brothers name.

It's funny that when the cruise ship lines first started docking in Red Hook Brooklyn, Donatella was one of the first to arrive on a ship and took a cab to Sal's pizzeria to taste real Brooklyn Pizza. She was not impressed. Nor were the old ladies who sat on the bench outside the hair salon next door to the pizzeria. They cursed each other out in Italian. I happened to be passing by that day on my way to the pork store and I had to laugh. It was hilarious.

Now if it was Rocky getting pizza that would have been a whole different story.

Waz the matter gringo....

"You don't think I can fit this into my mouth? Eh....let me tell you something....I can fit the whole pig into my mouth."
"Why it looks like you have wet yourself."
"Leave me and have them send in a real man. Or a pig. Whatever. I have cravings."

Holy crap Julia is going to be on Broadway!

No not the dipshit that voted for Obama. No the real Julia. Diahann Carroll.

She will be appearing with Denzel Washington in "A Raisin in the Sun."

That has to be a lot better than the one with P. Diddy.

I love to go to Broadway shows with famous stars in it to see how bad they are on stage. Although I think both of them would be pretty good as they have stage experience. So it could be a lot of fun.

Can't wait.

Palate cleanser

Hey here is a palate cleanser so Icepick won't bitch about Palladian's personal Hot Tub Time Machine photos are posted on line.

Lola Albright was the co-star of Peter Gunn and a great jazz singer. Download some of her stuff. It is great shit. I kid you not.

And she was a hot babe back in the day.

That would mean every woman you were with was a lesbian?

Colombian model Natalia Paris states that eating chicken makes you gay. As reported on MSN, this cutie says all the hormones injected into the birds has a foul result. So to speak.

And not that there is anything wrong with that.

What say you chickenlittle?

Burkes Law has the hottest chicks on TV

I have been enjoying "Burkes Law" on METV and man it is great. He has all these great actors from the sixties who are just starting out. William Shatner. Leonard Nimoy. Jeffery Hunter. And the hottest babes ever!

Elizabeth Montgomery. Barbara Eden. Lola Albright. Eileen O'Neil. Terry Moore. And one of my personal favorites Sheree North.

A double feature of "Burkes Law" and "Honey West" and I am all set.

Old series that got left behind.....

Like gratuitous bathtub scences.

I don't know why I left them behind.

So to speak.

I know who is the coolest but you know is pretty hot?

The evil witch bitch on "Once Upon a Time."

I mean she is having a bad hair day here and is pissed because she is yelling at Margene about how much the ending of "Big Love" sucked but still she has got it going on. Just sayn'

Blake doesn't get it....

blake said...

Also, that chick everyone's so ga-ga about...Joan Holloway? Hendricks? She's hyooge by Hollywood/Fashion standards. Size 14 at least. 30" waist, again, at least. She could eat Marilyn.

And she don't look nothin' like the female athletes with similar height/weight stats.

Seriously?

Black History Month

This is Black History Month where we celebrate the many contributions that African Americans have made to our culture and our country.

One of the most important of which is of course Pam Grier.

The star of such seminal works as Woman in Cages, Black Mama White Mama, Coffey, Bucktown and Scream Blackula Scream ....Pam Grier helped define the best of black cinema.

And helped a young man discover what his penis was for.

Girls, girls don't be haters!

I see where some of my female commenters are dissing the Giants girl.

Don't be haters.

You will sound like the poor Pastafarian.

Nobody wants that.

Oh Lilly! You have my heart!

I was afraid to raise my eyelids, but looked out and saw perfectly under the lashes. The fair girl went on her knees, and bent over me, fairly gloating. There was a deliberate voluptuousness which was both thrilling and repulsive, and as she arched her neck she actually licked her lips like an animal, till I could see in the moonlight the moisture shining on the scarlet lips and on the red tongue as it lapped the white sharp teeth. Lower and lower went her head as the lips went below the range of my mouth and chin and seemed to fasten on my throat. I could feel the soft, shivering touch of the lips on the supersensitive skin of my throat, and the hard dents of two sharp teeth, just touching and pausing there. I closed my eyes in a languorous ecstacy and waited - waited with beating heart.

It's a Pitty Situation!

Some places are a town without pity. Some times you pity the fool.

And sometimes it's a Pitty Situation.

A new series on Trooper York. A game the whole family can play.

Watch your back Robert.

They announced that they reopened the downing case of Natalie Wood. You know where her husband Robert Wagner conked her on the head and threw her overboard. There is a trend of reopening of cold cases after twenty years is a strange thing.

Maybe they should reopen the OJ case. I think it was Kim Kardashian.

But then I blame her for everything.

One Adam 12: Possible Concealed Weapons!

"So Miss my partner and I have a report of someone on the boardwalk carrying concealed weapons."
"Well thats not me. I only have a couple of barely concealed weapons."
"So what's your name?"
"Snookie."
"I bet people are going to remember that name someday."
"I bet I can show you something you will remember for a long time officer."
"Ten four."

I know you want to control every jot and tittle!

But only if you can name this bathing beauty!

Whose that girl?

Hey it's snow kidding!

In Italian. Just sayn'