That was a big hole

Doing routine maintenance I notice something.

I didn't post anything for all of 2018. I don't know how that happened. I didn't plan it. I didn't realize it happened.

Hmmm. It reminds me of the rest of my life.

Speaking of the Real Housewives

Speaking of the Real Housewives, Alex McCord gave us a call and hooked us up with Sulia.com which is a new social media platform. Lisa will be posting about plus fashion, regular fashion, reality shows and anything else I can dream up to get our name out there. We get paid on a per click basis so when it starts I hope you guys will check it out. I will announce details later as they come up.

We are supposed to do drinks with Alex and Simon later in the week. They actually live just a few blocks away from us so it is no big deal to get together with them.

I just told Lisa to let them know that Simon can not wear his red leather pants.

That's gonna be my outfit.

I think I figured it out!

Blogger must have put in a new spam filter or something and it has knocked out a few comments the last couple of days. I think I might have fixed the problem but if you post something and it is deleted it is definitely the Spam filter.

Just let me know and I will root around in the Spam box and put it back. So to speak.

I had a virus!

Well acutally my computer did. You know that I click on stuff all over the internet to dig up pictures for you animals and I picked up something nasty. So I had to get rid of it and it took all day.

Another reason for the light posting.

Star date 2010

"Can I help you Mr. Spock?"

"Yes you can ensign. I have been reading some ancient texts dating back to the 21st century. On something called a blog. It seems that people enjoyed something called tweaking."

"Yes I heard about that in college. Doesn't have something to do with illegal narcotics?"

"No, actually I believe it has something to do with nipples. Perhaps I might demonstrate the Vulcan Nipple pinch?"

Now behave and play amongst yourselves until I get back!

I will be off the grid for the next couple of days so behave and play amongst yourselves. Share your toys and make sure that everybody gets a chance. And everybody has to be included in the game.

See you in a couple of days.

When I asked for Poll Suggestions?

El Pollo Real said...
suggestions?
How about" Former Trooper York commenter you miss the most?

We had to go to a wake on Monday and it was an all day affair. It was out in Jersey and of course our car broke down. So we had to take a car service to Staten Island to catch a ride with other family members who were going to the wake.

The wife was a little apprehensive because we were going to see some people who we kind of missed some of their events. You know weddings and graduations and confirmations and what not. With the store, we are just too busy. We can't get to the wedding so we put the invitation aside with the idea we are going to send a gift and a card. But we forget and then when we see it months later we go "Oh shit it is too late to send it now. It would be like an insult. Lets think about it." And we put it aside and it lays there for another six months until we come across it again.

Now I told her not to be ridiculous. You have to learn one thing in life. It is not all about you.

It was about the guy in the box.

Nobody was worried about us or about a missed card. People have their own concerns. Life goes on. You are the star of your own movie but just a bit player t0 everyone else. To you, well you are the Duke but to everyone else you are Hank Worden.

It is the same with blogging. Everybody is really busy. Some people read all the time and only very occasionally drop in a comment like Ruth Anne, Simon and reader-i-am. Others like blake and Darcy are obviously busy and don't have much time and catch up when they can. Some like Hoosier and rcocean and Dust Bunny Queen and John from the SW come by once a week or so. I know everyone is very busy.

I really, really appreciate the people like El Pollo, Windbag, Michael H, Ron,dpb,Peter Bella, ricpic and Jason who comment all the time. But I understand that people are busy. I try and drop by everybody's blog to drop a comment or two. I know that everybody like the feedback.

Plus I have found that I have lurkers, who read and don't comment. Which is very cool.

I just know it is not all about me. So I don't miss former commenter's. I like to think they will still drop by now and again. They might have gone to lurk mode. That's cool.

It's not all about me.

Let's not refight the last war!

Titus was stirring it up because the blogger lady deleted a comment I made in one of her "Cafe" posts.

Now she was perfectly right since I did not tag it Not Safe for Work. But when she said thing of "Deep thoughts" I said to myself "Hey what's deeper than Christy Canyon?"

Now I linked to this photo which is not so bad, but the rest of the site had more "revealing" photo's that were in fact not safe for work. So she was perfectly right and I agree totally with what she did.

I do not agree with her characterization of Christy as "gross" but hey that's just me.

So you can't start any trouble Titus. I mean if I wanted to start trouble I would have made a very funny but mean joke that should be obvious to one and all but I am turning over a new leaf.

So far.

Whose that girl?

Hey who is that girl?

Be nice. It is one of our favorite commenters!

Hey there's a new blog in town!!!!

Our old buddy garage mahal has started his own blog called appropriately enough "Garage Blog."

It's full of hot chicks and hot cars and both of them will give you a smooth ride. So check it out and leave a comment.

Some people don't know cool when they see it.

So the idiots at the evil blogger lady's joint were having a grand old time dissing Gabourey Sidibe because that douchebag Howard Stern said she would never get another role. Well this weekend I saw her several times on TV and it was amazing what a cool person she is.

First she was on E News with Ryan Seacrest where he replayed his interview with her on the red carpet before the Oscars. He is chatting with her and asks her if she is enjoying meeting all the stars. So she goes "Yeah that Keanu Reeves is very handsome." Seacrest sees Gerard Butler and says "Hey what do you think of him." And Gabby goes "Yeah he's sexy too!" So dick that he is, Seacrest calls over Butler and says "Tell him what you just said" you know to embarrass her or something or to get good video. She goes "What." "Tell Gerard what you just said." And she goes "Oh I'd hit that." Shut up. Both Seacrest and Butler were sputtering and didn't know what to say. They were used to condescending to people and she put it right in there face. Way cool. Butler lamely goes "Well I'm available"and he was the one who was put on the spot and made very uncomfortable. Very funny.

Then she appeared on Talk Soup. The premise was that she came to get a Talk Soup Award these cheesy things they give out in an hour show during the Oscars. She didn't get it and goes

"Did they give it to that bitch Sandra Bullock. She gets everything!" Joel McHale goes "Well I don't know what we can give you because we are out of awards." Now they have this recurring gag where they have this one hairy dude who walks around in a bikini and looks ridiculous. So they give him to her. And she goes "What does he do?" "Nothing much." So see lifts up his bikini top and goes "OK I will shave him down and maybe I can do something with him."

In both instances she was very funny and natural. Without forcing it. She is very unconventional but I think she definitely has a future especially in comedy.

The people who don't realize that are even stupider than they usually are when they talk about politics.

It get's tiresome you know?

It get's tiresome having to jump in when someone gets bullied. I mean I know what I am talking about but some people just never learn.

And they like to take cheap shots. Which I admit I like to do too!

So while it is true that chubby people sometimes have health problems and die young, I think it is a lot more dangerous to live with a crazy broad.

You know who I am talking about.

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene asks "What did Beth do to celebrate the Saint's win and Madri Gra all at the same time."

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene asks "What did Beth do to celebrate the Saint's win and Madri Gra all at the same time."

I stole this from one of my favorite sites "No Smoking in the Skull Cave." They don't post a lot but what they do is cherce. They have great movie quizzes and pop culture stuff and a lot of interest blogs on their blog roll. You should check it out.

Oh and not safe for work. Hee.

You always get in trouble when you fall in love with Aunt Peg.

You know in every movie I ever say in the seventies, you always got in trouble if you fell in love with Aunt Peg. She would turn on you every time.

I mean she could never be true. She always ended up banging your brother or your father or her brother or her father or whatever. She was just worthless.

And she never shut up. Yak, yak, yak just a bunch of sanctimonious bullshit while she was in the middle of a gang bang. Seriously! Enough of that.

You are really better off if you just didn't pay attention to her at all.

Just sayn' dude!

Technical help youse guys.

I posted a link to Trooper York on another blog and when I tried to click on it there was a message that said that it was directing them to somewhere else or something and that it wasn't reccomended that you click on it. What's that about?

Is that some kind of spyware attached to my blog or something? If so, how do I fix it?

Maybe blake or chickenlittle or one of you savvy guys can tell me what to do.

Damn that Instapundit.

Damn that Instapundit. He refuses to link to cool sites like the Crack Emcee, Ace, and of course yours truly because he is a Family blog. Seriously?

I mean everybody knows he only links to that evil blogger lady because he confused her with Aunt Peg.

And who says the Crack Emcee ain't a family blog? What's up with that?

Holy Wiener Batman!

Hey I haven't heard from Titus in a long time. I guess he is too busy with his fabulous lifestyle.

I heard he is very happy with his new sausage. Congraulations pal.

Hoist the black flag and play that Mexican song!

When pirates were sailing the ocean blue they often sailed under "false flags." They would sail along up to some fat merchantman disguised as some pussy Dutch or Portugee ship and at the last minute break out the false flag of piracy and attack.

Thus the terms "false flag operations" came into being. It can be logically inferred that someone using a sock puppet on the internets could be flying under a false flag. I don't view it that way if every name or identity you post under has a distinct personality or point of view. Any comment you make under any name should stand on it's own. I mean the blogging cockroach and the Sir Archy have their own voices and stand alone in their identity. So does Meade and Cedarford even though they are the same person. So they are the same person. Big deal. Each character has it's own voice.

Beth has intimated that she knows who posted the "dirty libtard whore" comment at Ace of Spades HQ. I hope she is not assuming it was me, because I have to plead innocence in this particular case. I do not deny I might have posted many comments that were not nice about the blogger lady but this was not one of them. I swear. I actually haven't ever posted at Ace before this thread. And you can tell that it is true for two reasons.

First of all I never refer to the evil blogger lady by name. I have that old Italian superstition that if you mention the devil by name he/she will appear. So you will note that I never ever mention that persons name as it was mentioned in the comment that caused all the problems.

Secondly, I certainly do not think she is a libtard.

So I plead innocent in this one. Anything I have to say on this subject will be said here on my blog under my character only. I have been trying to be good and ignoring the whole infighting bullshit and had nothing to do with any of that nonsense other than a couple of comments I posted after I found out about the whole mess.

But what do you expect from a New Orleans Saints fan. They never get anything right.

You know guys sometimes the image you have in your head is not all that it is cracked up to be!

Just sayn'

Pirates don't normally look like Maureen O'Hara or Geena Davis. In real life.

So you might think about that one for a while.

Before you hurt yourself.

All righty then.

Please Dr. Gannon.

"Please Dr. Gannon I have to get back to work. So many shut-in's and mental defectives are counting on me."

"I'm sorry dear but it was a difficult operation to remove you foot from your mouth, you will need some time to recuperate before you go back to your normal activities."

"Well I guess you are the Doctor, Doctor."

"One thing though."

"What's that?'

"It would be a lot easier for you if you didn't keep going around with your head up your ass...just saying."