I am sorry Doctor but the lab results confirm it.

"Excuse me Miss Invisible Lady."

"Go away Pugsly. And stop staring at my hooters. Go buy yourself a Catwoman blow up doll like the rest of the freaks."

"But I want to ask you a question?"

"Victor, why are we stuck at this lousy autograph show? When I dumped Reed you promised me the life of a Princess. What happened? Why am I in the Rio Hotel like fucking Phil Helmuth and the other poker douches?"

"But Ms Invisible Girl....But Miss...."

"WHAT YOU LITTLE FREAK! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

"I want to know why you have leather suspenders strapped to your cootch?"

Hey I thought it was supposed to be invisible

Dr. Doom: Now I have you Sue Storm. Your days of laughing at me are over.
Sue Storm: Arrrrggghhh, Reed is that you …..where am I? Vicktor what are you doing?
Dr. Doom: You are in my control Invisible girl. My mind games have played tricks with you and now you are under my control. I am your doom Sue Storm.
Sue Storm: Help….Reed….Ben….Johnny…someone…help…Ooooh that tickles.
Dr. Doom: First you must change your name to Britney. Then we shall see what we shall see.

Just leave me to my Trolls, I vant to be alone.

Troll: Master, Richards has contacted you again…what should I do!
Dr Doom: Shut up you fool. I want no contact with him. I have divorced myself from contact with other human beings. They are not worthy of my notice. I am king of all I survey. None may gainsay me in my domain. Here I sit with you my faithful trolls. I need no other social intercourse.
Troll: Yes master…..can I tell him to suck my dick…that his life is just a suckfest.
Dr. Doom: Yes my pretty go right ahead and disrupt all of his communications. I will not stop you. Richards can complain all he wants. I do not deign to notice him. Facile conversation with intelligent correspondents bores me. That is why I prefer you my Trolls.
Troll: Thank you Master, praise you master….you are our precious….all praise to you.
Dr. Doom: Enough you swine….prepare my bath before I whip you to an inch of misbegotten life.
Trolls: Yes Master….I live to serve.

You want to see Invisible buddy?

Sue Richards (the Invisible Girl) Reed why are you still on the computer? When are you coming to bed?
Reed Richards: I was just trying to email Victor. I still want to see if we can become friends. If we can salvage our friendship.
Sue Richards: Victor. Victor Von Doom. But he is a super villain Reed. Your mortal enemy. He wants to destroy you. Ever since college he has been jealous of you. Why would you want to contact him?
Reed Richards: But we had collaborated on so many projects. People marveled at our posts and comments on our scholarly papers. People were entertained by our collaborations. But he kept demanding money and contributions. Almost as though he was deserving of tribute. Like some sort of despot. And he is so rich. I didn’t understand it. And he tolerated some fools who would post repetitive and abusive screeds on our scholarly works. It besmirched our collaborations to the point that I had to break away and do my own research.
Sue Richards That may be so. But now he only spews hatred and vitriol throughout his writings. You can’t get him back Reed. Come to bed.
Reed Richards: In a little while Sue.
Sue Richards: Is it because you have been having too much elasticity in little Reed? I mean that happens to a lot of men even superheroes. I mean look at Iron Man. He should be called Putty Man cause he sure don’t have any Iron in his pants.I mean he is banging that skinny bitch and she is always cleaning her colon or something but still. Com’on I bet you can stretch it out right if you really concentrate.
Reed Richards: Please Sue stop pressuring me!
Sue Richards: Well Mr. Fantastic you better be stretching yourself the way I want or my vag is really gonna get invisible, let me tell you.