Bitchity Bitch Murder by Assistant.

A famous New York Realtor was murdered by her assistant. Allegedly. Who would have thunk it. I had run into her over the years at one time or another, in CBGB's in the early punk years and then as the realtor for a couple of my clients. All I can say is it wasn't the most surprising news I ever heard. Sucks for her, but I bet a lot of cab drivers, and doorman, chinese delivery guys are smiling tonight.

St. Joe is now an LA Woman!

Well when it was all said and done, St. Joe ended up in LA with a smaller contract than he had with the Yankees. Let's see how he does without the logistical support of the evil empire. He can do his Walter Alston impersonation, he just doesn't have Sandy and Don to throw out there on the mound. Today's hot rumor planted by Scott Boras is that A-Rod wants to join him out there. Woooo hoooo! That's gonna be a lot of fun to see. Maybe Zim can come back as Torre's bench coach. Hold on to your hats, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Hey don't steal my act!

I am enjoying how some of my monkeyshines are bleeding into the posts of other people on the internets. Of course nothing I am doing is very original, so I certainly don't claim ownership. But the original fiction mocking another commenter on Althouse is very, very funny. And the posting of some appropriate lyrics makes me smile. This is some good stuff.

Six guys against Hillary. I’d call that a fair fight. This is one strong woman

Wow, I thought the world record was Vanessa Del Rio in Lips, Lips, Lips in 1982 or 1983. I don't even know how that would work. How could she take on six guys. She must have a glass eye or a very deep innie belly button. Either that or the Democrats have very small dicks. Wait a minute, Biden and Dodd are both Irish. Well there you go. It would be crowded, but workable and just a little gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I, The Moderator

This week I have decided not to post comments on any of the more prominent blogs that I usually follow religiously. Instead, I am following the comments to the personal blogs of some of the commenter's that I enjoy. But the funniest thing happened, quite a few of them have comment moderation where they control the discourse. What a bunch of pussies. So many of them talk about free speech and then they impose a draconian reign of speech control. It certainly gives me a different spin on their comments. So of them have forfeit their rights to relevance with such a policy. If you are afraid of the give and take, don't even have a comment section on your blog. Sheeeeesh!