Where have you gone Ray Handley?

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the tailgate shake and bake
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose ,
Ev'ry way you look at it, we lose

Where have you gone, Ray Handley
Giants nation turns it lonely eyes to you
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Tranny Ray has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Why the Green Bay Packers are like Barack Obama

"We picked the most inopportune time to play our worst ball," Clay Matthews said of January's divisional round loss to the New York Giants. "The fact is, (the Giants) didn't beat us; we beat ourselves. We need to play our best ball when it counts. This year, I expect us to be right back where we should be."

What a douche.

Loser.

Plus they are owned by all the welfare receipents in Wisconsin instead of old rich white guys like real teams like the Giants or the Steelers.

Did I tell you lately that the New York Giants won the Super Bowl?

And dude. Let's just shake hands. Stop trying to give me tongue. Jeeeez.

IT'S TEBOW TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are having a press conferance to welcome Tim Tebow to the Jets and Giants and their fans are just laughing at them.

You see they share a staduim and when we played this year Rex Ryan kept saying how the Jet's owned New York and were going to win the Super Bowl. Since it was an officail Jet's home game they took fabric and put it over the Giant's championship throphies and banners in the Staduim.

Now they have to buy more to cover up another World Championship.

John Mara was funny according to MSN:

Asked if New York was big enough to handle both the Giants and Tim Tebow, Mara joked the Jets would not be the only local team holding a news conference Monday to announce the signing of a backup quarterback.

"I don't know [if the city is big enough], but the David Carr press conference will be tomorrow afternoon, too," Mara said upon arriving at the NFL meetings in Palm Beach, Fla.
Jets owner Woody Johnson did not respond to the poke from his local rival, but Rex Ryan did.

"You can say anything you want, because they're world champions," Ryan said. "That's all fine and dandy ... They accomplished what I wanted to, but instead of being the best team in New York, they were the best team in football. But we'll take a swing at them."

Swing away Rex you fuckin' loser.

Somebody should tell him that the New York Giant's won the Superbowl and he should shut up until he wins one. Just sayn'

Eli's Comming!

He was not named the MVP of the NFL. He is not considered an "Elite" quarterback. In fact most of the big time big mouth sportscasters don't even put him in the top ten. He is not married to a supermodel or dating a famous singer in Cabo before a playoff game. He doesn't run his mouth like the guy on the other side of town who wants to be in the Hall of Fame because he got to the conferance championship game twice. And lost. He doesn't have a lot of stats. Well except for being the guy who has the most game winning drives to win the game.

What he does have is two Super Bowl wins. Two rings. A sure spot in the Hall of fame. He might win one or two more. Who knows.

I want Eli on my team. He is a winner. And we won.

THE WORLD CHAMPION NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!!!!

We will talk about the parade later.

You know you are living....

In the Land of the Giants.

Look out for the giant hands.

Whose that author?

It's queer how out of touch with truth women are. They live in a world of their own, and there had never been anything like it, and never can be. It is too beautiful altogether, and if they were to set it up it would go to pieces before the first sunset.

Girls, girls don't be haters!

I see where some of my female commenters are dissing the Giants girl.

Don't be haters.

You will sound like the poor Pastafarian.

Nobody wants that.

Everybody loves Big Blue Cheese!

Now is the time for all you forlorn cheeseheads to get on the bus. Turn your allegiance to the true class team of the NFL.

THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give up your loserdom. Throw away your shackles of mediocrity. Leave off the chains of Wisconsinitis.

GO BIG BLUE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My that is a big Lens you have there grandma.

"Why are looking aroung like that?"
"I'm scared. It's always the black guy that gets killed first."
"Relax. This isn't Star Trek."
"Oh that's good."
"Wait....where's Deanna?"
"I am afraid she left the show and is engaged. To Hoss Cartwright."
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"

Blake says he knows her!

Because he figured out that it was Deanna Lund from the "Land of the Giants" which is of course the Meadowlands.