Tales of the Dim Witted Dog Borrower.

It seems that a certain dim witted dog borrower of our acquaintance has made the claim that our old friend Fred4Pres is a different person posting now at TOP. Now I never believe anything he says as I have caught him in many lies so there is that. But if it is true I would like to offer a spot here to this new persona because we have all missed Fred4Pres and would like to hear from him.

Of course you can't believe a fucking thing that dude says. He seems to want to mix it up lately but I don't want to humor him too much. He always has to blame some other villain for all the bad shit that happens to him.

Dude there is no one armed man. Just a no ball one. You know the one you see in the mirror.

But I would love to hear from Fred4Pres.

But she finds it hard to swallow!

Fred4Pres said... I bet there are a few people out there who dream about cumin in Curry.

Sorry, I could not resist

Would you believe......oy my yiddisher pickel?

Maxwell Smart: Phoebe, I want you to forget about Hymie.
Phoebe: But uncle Max, I think I'm in love with him.
Maxwell Smart: But Phoebe, you don't know anything about him. You don't know anything about his background and believe me, it's a strange one.
Phoebe: I wouldn't care if he came from a... junkyard.
Maxwell Smart: Funny you should put it that way.
Phoebe: Besides, a man's background is not important, it's what's inside that counts.
Maxwell Smart: Would you be surprised...
Maxwell Smart: Look Phoebe, I didn't want to tell you this but it's for your own good
[checks if no one is listening]
Maxwell Smart: Hymie is a cybernaut.
Phoebe: Uncle Max, I'm ashamed of you. A person's religion doesn't make any difference