Showing posts with label Not hot chicks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not hot chicks. Show all posts

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Baseball's Craziest Wife

Chip was speculating about who was the sexiest baseball wife. I don't know who that might be but I know who was the craziest. Anna Benson the ex-wife of former loser Met (redundant right) pitcher Kris Benson. My brother interviewed her and was with her when she went on Howard Stern to say she would blow all of his teammates. Her is a little sampling of what she was about:

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New York Daily News July 9, 2013

The curvy wife of former Mets pitcher Kris Benson was armed to the teeth when she busted into her estranged hubby’s home and tried to rob him at gunpoint of $30,000, a police report revealed Tuesday.
Anna Benson also gave cops a bizarre explanation about why she was wearing a bulletproof vest, telling them she was trying to get it to “mold to her body.”
The busty brunette said it was a new model and she was “testing” it for the company and “didn’t understand why [they] were making such a big deal out of this,” the report said.
The revelations came a day after the 37-year-old former “Baseball Wives” star was nabbed for barging into Benson’s home in Smyrna, Ga.
“It scared me,” the once mighty righty told cops.
Benson said his wife was “screaming and out of control” and feared she might shoot him. He said he told her money was in his wallet, but instead of fetching it he high-tailed it to the woods and called cops.
When Smyrna police arrived, they found Anna on the back porch smoking a cigarette.
Printed.; Exported.;IAN SCOTT, EMGAnna Benson has dropped jaws by posing topless in Penthouse and having sex with the pitcher in the stadium parking lot as fans waited.
“It’s inside,” she told cops as they cuffed her.  “The gun.”
The former FHM model also had a knife in her waistband and was wearing an ammo belt “that had several rounds of ammunition,” the report said.
And she had plenty of contempt for her husband, repeatedly calling him a “p---y.”
Anna Benson attends her birthday bash and Lingerie Bowl Party in 2005.MICHAEL BUCKNER/GETTY IMAGESAnna Benson attends her birthday bash and Lingerie Bowl Party in 2005.
Anna Benson admitted threatening him with an “expandable metal baton” and claimed “there were illegal drugs in the house,” the report stated.
Police have not confirmed there were drugs in the house, but among the items they removed was a bag of syringes and eight unidentified pills, according to the report.
In addition, police confiscated a Taurus handgun, 13 rounds of ammunition, a hatchet, a Taser, a computer hard drive and a court order of some kind.
Anna Benson once threatened to have sex with every one of her husband’s teammates if he cheated.RON ANTONELLIAnna Benson once threatened to have sex with every one of her husband’s teammates if he cheated.
Anna Benson was charged with two counts of felony aggravated assault with a weapon, one count of criminal trespass and one count of possession of a weapon during the commission of a crime.
She is now cooling her high heels in an Atlanta-area jail and awaiting a court date.
Kris Benson, who pitched for the Mets for two seasons in 2004 and 2005, met his wife at an Atlanta strip joint where she worked as a dancer.
The once-happy couple announced they were splitting last July.MICHAEL BUCKNER/GETTY IMAGESThe once-happy couple announced they were splitting last July.
Anna Benson later did a topless Penthouse spread and raised eyebrows when she showed up for a Mets team Christmas party in a sexy Mrs. Claus getup.
Benson was traded to Baltimore not long after. And a year later, the Daily News reported their marriage was on the rocks after Anna Benson caught the pitcher fooling around with one of her friends.
Two years earlier, Anna Benson had threatened on Howard Stern's radio show to have sex with every one of his teammates if she ever caught him cheating. Her spokesman insisted she was joking and the couple later reconciled.
Anna Benson was a presence in Major League Baseball even before her hubby pitched for the Mets.MICHAEL BUCKNER/GETTY IMAGESAnna Benson was a presence in Major League Baseball even before her hubby pitched for the Mets.
Anna Benson went on to star in the short-lived series "Baseball Wives," which aired on VH1 from November 2011 to January 2012 before it was canceled.


Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Let's get physical....physical....let me hear your body...hit the floor with a gunshot wound




So some dude at Olivia Newton John's house was found dead of what looks like a self inflicted gunshot wound. He wasn't her boyfriend or relative but he "had permission to be there."

Maybe he saw her "Physical" video one too many times and just offed himself.

I can see his point.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

I can't let Evi have all the fun!



So it is very important that we have our Tara Reid shot. Evi can't post all the dumb blond bimbo shots.

I want to nip that in the bud. So to speak.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

A new Poll for all youse guys!




What is going to come first?

Santa Claus down the Chimney.
The Zombie Apocalypse
The Anti-Christ
Winter
The Return of the Althouse comments section

Extra points if you can figure the one thing that doesn't belong in that group.

Just sayin'

Thursday, May 16, 2013

You asked for it....you got it

Oh wait. Windbag asked that I not post it.

I don't know. I'm sick. I don't know what I am doing.

Sorry.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Whose that Baby Jane?



She not only looks like Joan Crawford but her life reads like one of her pot boiler movies. She is the worst Housewife by far.

Whose that girl?

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wait a minute there pal?



My cousin from Harrisburg emailed me this joke:

When you are an older woman having sex with a young boy you are a cougar.

When you are an older man having sex with a young boy you are a Nittany Lion.

That shit has to sting.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Our poll is gettting hairy


I guess that ironrailsironweights doesn't read Trooper York.

ET phone home.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Be Kind


we are always asked
to understand the other person's
viewpoint
no matter how
out-dated
foolish or
obnoxious.

one is asked
to view
their total error
their life-waste
with
kindliness,
especially if they are
aged.

but age is the total of
our doing.
they have aged
badly
because they have
lived
out of focus,
they have refused to
see.

not their fault?

whose fault?
mine?

I am asked to hide
my viewpoint
from them
for fear of their
fear.

age is no crime

but the shame
of a deliberately
wasted
life

among so many
deliberately
wasted
lives

is.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Whose those bitches?


Hey it's a three way. Not a three way anybody wants to be involved in but a three way all the same.

Countless times you have seen this skinny girls on the TV while they are playing with unicorns and pots of gold.

Whose those bitches?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Whose that girl....dressing room edition



Whose that girl.....we have used her before....but a lot of people can say that....I will say she is from sunny California.....and she hasn't aged well.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Gratuitous Bathtub Scene plus Whose that girl equals wet skank!



Whose that skank in the bathtub?


She is not the one they are singing about in "Annie" because she is more than a day away and a dollar short.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Wait a minute I thought she was dead....whose that girl?

I had no idea. I mean it was all over TV. But she is still around. Whose that girl....so to speak?

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Big things are coming......Seriously

I just can't talk about them yet.

I never know when I can post these days. Sometimes I can unexpectedly and other times I am to busy to post so I just drop comments here and there and don't have time to search out photos and prepare my own stuff.

But get ready. Big things are happening.

We could poke your eye out. Just sayn'

Monday, January 17, 2011

Oh no you didnin!

Did you catch the "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Man it was as bad as bad can be. Kim was on the bus with Kandi doing a promotional tour to pimp their records. And Nene Leakes gets on the bus and she starts to get into it with Kim about Kim's assistant "Sweetie." Now it is pretty annoying how Kim orders around her assitant but no different than the way you see a lot of these rich bitches order around various assistants or nannies or whatever. In fact when you compare it with the way Camille Grammer treats her people....well Kim and Sweetie are practically soul sisters. Anyway Nene comes on and is all "You can't talk to people like that...I ain't like your slave." Her slave. Damn. She had to go there. Everyone else couldn't believe it. It was a big bag of bullshit. But it looks like you can do anything on a reality show to drum up conflict.

I just don't think that is the way to go. It just ain't right.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Rachel Zoe is a Ho.


Speaking of Skinny.....Rachel Zoe has got to go...and eat a fuckin' sandwich.


Sorry it that it too mean girls but seriously......get a donut for crying out loud!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Margaret Cho joke Open Thread?

"She's just not your friend....she's a meal!"

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Whose that Dick?


Wait a minute.


Wrong Nixon.


She wants nothing to do with dick. So to speak.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Monday, November 22, 2010