Well that was fun while it lasted.

Things were a lot more honest in the 1950's

Things were a lot more honest back in the 1950's. Less pretense in the relationship between men andd woman.

Things were much better before feminism came along and made everything so complicated.

But the rules are still the same.

They just don't carry the signs. They just show them. So to speak.

Here is a post that will never make certain blogs.

New York Post, April 22, 2015

A police union chief was outraged and a cop’s wife left in tears as a Manhattan jury on Wednesday cleared a Harlem madman of attempted murder for stabbing the cop in the head, causing serious long-term injuries.

“It is impossible to conceive of a reason why this jury got this verdict so wrong,” Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association president Patrick Lynch railed. “The facts of the crime are the very definition of attempted murder of a police officer.”

The surprising verdict, which came after just five hours of deliberation, left Det. Eder Loor’s wife, Dina, sobbing as she collapsed into the arms of a relative.

The jury’s decision means Terrance Hale, 29, has dodged a life sentence for plunging a jagged 3 ¹/₂–inch blade into Loor’s skull, piercing his brain, on April 17, 2012.

The jury did convict Hale of the lesser raps of assault, aggravated assault of a police officer and weapon’s possession for which he faces a minimum sentence of 10 years and a maximum of 25 years prison.

“Officer Loor is only alive today by the grace of God and talent of the medical professionals who cared for him,” Lynch said. “It is imperative that the judge give this wannabe cop-killer the maximum when he is sentenced for the lesser conviction of assault.”

The gory attack happened after Loor, 31, and his partner responded to a 911 call for an emotionally disturbed person in Harlem. Hale’s mother told the operator her son was a bipolar schizophrenic, off his medication and acting erratic.

“I noticed he was getting a little irate,” the cop testified of Hale at the trial in Manhattan Supreme Court. “I went to hold his left side and I just remember seeing his arm go over Merisme’s (his former partner) head and hit me right on the head. I felt like I was hit with a bat.”

The doctors who treated Loor described his survival as a “miracle.”

Loor showed jurors a massive surgical scar that runs from the top of his forehead to the back of his head and loops around to his left ear.

He said he still struggles with chronic pain, difficulty with short-term memory loss and multitasking. He has been on medical leave since.

Attorney Scott Cerbin argued that Hale, who has a documented history of mental illness, was in the midst of a severe delusion when he stabbed Loor but jurors rejected the insanity defense.

It’s a a very sad case,” the lawyer said. “Two families are devastated.”

District Attorney Cy Vance lauded Loor’s courage: “The bravery exhibited by Officer Loor….and every member of the NYPD who puts his or her life on the line each day should never be taken for granted.”

Hale has a prior felony conviction for stabbing a man in the arm and back in 2006.

So here was a cop who was attacked by a mentally disturbed youte and is now permanently disabled. If he used a stun gun or a baton or God forbid shot him there would be riots in the streets. He got a "Bronx" jury and we will be lucky if this mook will even do ten years. 

It's De Blasio Time.........Everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill De Blasio is positioning himself to be the Democratic nominee if Hillary Clinton fails. That's right the Communist Mayor of New York City  actually thinks he has a shot at getting elected President.

It is everywhere in many publications like the New York Post.

 A source close to the Comrade De Blasio: De Blasio’s hope, the operative said, is a “Draft de Blasio’’ movement will develop among progressive activists over the next several months that will lead to the mayor being able to defeat Clinton in the primary elections next year in much the same way leftist Sen. George McGovern successfully challenged the initially front-running establishment Democratic candidate, Sen. Edmund Muskie, more than 40 years ago.

The arrogance and the audacity of these people know no bounds. New York Mayors with inflated egos have tried this before. John Lindsey. Rudy Giuliani. And the one guy who might have made a good President.  Fernando Wood.

Of course he was a pimp so he had previous relevant experience.

GIve up cracker!

Geraldine: What you see is what you get.
Geraldine: Why are you stupid crackers not surrendering. You lost bitches. Give up. You know it is all over.
Geraldine: By the way visit my blog and give some money. Why? OBAMA! THAT'S WHY!

There's something about Mary....

But he seems to be ok.

I have heard from Palladian and he is doing much better. Several people have stepped up and he can see his way clear now until he gets back on his feet in the fall.

Now we can go back to making fun of the fucking bastard with a clear conscience.

Nasty, nasty, nasty.

[Shrek burps in front of Donkey and Fiona]
The Donkey: Shrek!
Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.
The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess.
[Fiona burps louder]
Princess Fiona: Thanks.
The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are.

Backing in to it .....so to speak.

I guess it is no secret that I always wanted to be a writer. These little vignettes and stories on the blog are just a way to let off some steam from the creative juices that are bubbling in my noggin. Recently I have been reading about Edgar Rice Burroughs and how he became one of the most read pulp writers at the beginning of the last century.

Looking at a blank page and trying to come up with a story is a pretty tough thing to do. Writers like blake can attest. So I thought I might fool around a little on the blog and start a couple of series that would be practice for a real attempt. I am cheating by using real well know characters form other works. But that is what they call fan fiction and these days this is big business. Eric Flint and SM Stirling both really encourage fan fiction and even print the best of the submissions.

So am going to give it a go. Starting with a Western. With the Sacketts. Wyatt  Earp. Doc Holiday. Katie Elder. Lucas McCain. And maybe some other well know characters from the time. I guess you can call it creative writing of a sort.

We are just trying to do it through the back door.

So to speak.

You can't deal with someone like this.....

Every reality show has to have a villain. In the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" it is Theresa. In the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" is Nene Leakes. In "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" it is the guy from Child Protective Services. And in Abby and Brittiany it is the guy from Banana Republic who won't sell them a sweater with two head holes. There always has to be one.

Now "The Real Housewives of New York" used to have the best villain. Jill Zarin. There are websites devoted to how much people used to hate her. To the point that she got fired. You might say she got deleted. Hee.

Now the new villain is the one legged chick Aviva Drescher. She is a real piece of work. Everything is always about her. She turns every conversation into a dissertation over how everyone was insensitive to her insecurities and how they didn't talk to her properly or show the proper appreciation for the constant struggle that it is to be Aviva Drescher. And she is one censorious twat. I mean she walked into a bedroom where Ramona and Sonja were both naked and spooning and got all upset about it! I mean guys really? If you see two hot naked chicks asleep and all rubbing against each other you are gonna get upset?

It seems every other scene of the show now is Aviva having a lunch with someone who is calling her on her shit. Sonja met with her and said "You know what? You can tell me anything you want about how you feel and what you think and you know what? I DON'T CARE!" Then she had a lunch with Heather who told her to drop it and get over herself and stop going on and on over the same bullshit. But the all time best was with Ramona.

They meet for a brunch and you can tell Ramona was kind of hung over.  Aviva starts a beat down about how she disrespected her and how she was disgusting sleeping naked with Sonja and getting drunk and dancing on tables and putting anti-Muslim videos on YouTube. I think she wanted her to be arrested for a parole violation or something. Ramona was relatively calm for the crazy bitch that she is. She heard her out and said she was wrong and that she wasn't going to listen to her anymore and didn't want someone in her life like her. Then she put on her coat and staggered drunkenly out of the restaurant.

Next week is the payoff. The week before Ramona had a fund raiser for battered woman and Aviva pervert
father George showed up and grabbed Ramona by the arm and insisted that she had to apologize until two of the gayest waiters you ever saw threw him out. I mean the guy is eighty years old but still. Now we get to see the payoff. Aviva is sure to take it to another level. She will be needy and narcissitic and argumentative and it will turn every conversation until it is about her. She is going to make the other girls fight and argue and make a mess out of what should be a good time. She is one annoying twat.

I wish they could delete her one legged ass too!

You can't deal with someone like this....

Have you guys been watching "The Real Housewives of New York?"


They have changed the cast around by dropping Jill Zarin, Kelly the pyscho and Alex McCord who is blogging about the show and just killing them. They added Heather who owns a shape wear company and a shnozz like Jimmy Durante......a half a Kennedy in this Carole Radizwill person....and a total trainwreck called Aviva Drescher.

 Now this twat has two claims to fame. Her current husband is the cousin of Fran Drescher  "The Nanny" and she lost a leg when she was a kid so she has a prostheses. Now you would think she would be a sympathetic character but she is bat shit crazy. You see she tells everyone that she doesn't want to be treated differently than anyone else. That she just wants to be "normal" and not to make a big deal over her leg. But she seems to bring it up in every episode. Along with all of her phobias and anxiety that paralyze her and make her demand attention all the time. Everything has to be about her. How she feels. What she thinks. What they are doing to her. Or what they are thinking about her. It is out and out crazy.

All these broads went a vacation to St Barts and Aviva caused a major shit storm. Long Story short......she just started lecturing and arguing with everyone about they didn't treat her right after she faced down death by flying to the island in a small plane like everyone else. She felt that they didn't greet them properly and wouldn't let it go. It is a continuing fight for the last three episodes or so.

Anyway happy go lucky drunken whore Sonja Morgan had a lunch to talk out their differences. Now you think Sonja might be at a disadvantage because she got butt fucked by a male prostitute that was sort of caught on camera but hey what's the big deal with that after all? She tells Aviva straight out "I don't care what you think. I am so over you and your nonsense." She just put on her Dr Zhivago had and lurched out of the restaraunt.

You see when people make everything all about them all the time you just have enough after a while. They turn every discussion to make it about them and push their agenda on every dinner or lunch or get together.
I mean you get exhausted after a while and want to say "Get over yourself bitch....everything is not about you. STFU and go away."

I think Aviva has outlived her usefulness to this franchise and will be cut from the show.

Everything you need to know about life you can learn from reality TV.

It's not Amy's Garden it Strawberry Fields Forever!

Captain Queeg: Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...
Lt. Barney Greenwald:Who are they trying to protect Captain?
Captain Queeg YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!!!!......well everyone knows. They assume other identities to confuse me but I know who they really are.... I am the only one....the only one who is loyal and true...Why doesn't the powers that be acknowledge me....I am the only one who really believes...WHY DON"T THEY CARE!!!!! WHY DON"T THEY TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seven Machos Unmasked!!!!!!!

He was so busy partying at a Mitt Romney festival that he stripped off his mask and fluffed a bunch of Mormons. He was overcome by Justice Roberts Rhino fever and he had to boogie down.

It is from Ryan Seacrests website.

Only in America!

Yes my pretty....fat people!

"Let's mock them. Laugh at them. Talk about them."
"Uggga bugga ugga!"
"That's right my pretty. What can they do? The Great Oz is silent. He can not stop me. He never comes here anymore and he can not protect the chubbies!"
"Ugga bugga ugga buggga hee hee!'
"Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!"

A new rose for the Garden

A beautiful new rose has been added to the Garden.

Congratulations dude. You know what I mean.

Warmest Best Wishes!

Did you ever think about Judas

Did you ever think about Judas?

He was Jesus friend. One of his followers. Someone he trusted and wanted to spread the Good News. But Judas didn't really love Jesus. Well at least not enough. He just sold him out. For money.

I mean he repented later. He was sorry he did it and tried to give it back. But you can't give it back when you take those thirty pieces of silver. Once you do it you can't undo it.

On the corner of my block there is a statue of St Lucy with her eyeballs on a plate. St. Lucy wouldn't marry a pagan and give up her devotion to Jesus. She took her dowry and gave it to the poor and starving. Her bridegroom was outraged and denounced her as a Christian. When they couldn't move her or burn her they gouged out her eyeballs with a fork. That is why she is traditionally depicted as holding a plate with her eyeballs on it.

You will find a statue of St Lucy in most real old style Churches. She is one of the most popular and venerated saints. You know you are in a real old school Catholic church when you see St Lucy with her eyeballs on a plate.

St Lucy wasn't like Judas. She didn't take the life of ease and comfort. I mean all she had to do was deny her faith. Maybe not even that. She would just have to hide it. Hide the symbols and practices and not give witness. Then she would have all the riches of the world. She just had to pretend.

St Lucy was no Judas.

I am no St Lucy.

But I am giving up my rage for Lent.

Real Americans are not Packer Fans!

They are only illegal immigrants and other miscreants. The proof is in the pudding.

It is made of guacamole.

The Ghost of David Caruso Past?

It is a strange thing when a star of popular TV show leaves because he is tired of being a part of it or doesn't like the direction of the show. The most famous recent example is David Caruso who famously left NYPD Blue and caused quite a ruckus. You see he was in almost every scene and was the focus of the show in the first season. So everybody thought the show would flop without him but it toddled along just fine with other guys in his role. They made the change and lived to tell the tale.

You know there is another better example. Charlie Sheen left Two and a Half Men. Now he was basically the whole show as it was all built around his character. They replaced him with Ashton Kutcher and it is a different show but the ratings seem to be very good so they don't seem to care. Nor those the public.

We have already talked about Pernell Roberts who left Bonanza in the late sixties. He was the example most cited about how stupid it was to leave a hit. He thought he was going to have this big career when in fact he was struggling until twenty years later when he got a gig in Trapper John MD. He did spend a lot of time bad mouthing Bonanza which was the principal reason nobody wanted to hire him. Who the hell wants an ingrate to work for them just to wait for them to stab you in the back.

Caruso did the same thing. It was only after he swallowed his pride and made peace did he catch a gig with CSI Miami. He humbled himself and got to star in a show where he made a lot of dough for just taking off his sunglasses. I mean he ain't acting.

I think if you are going to quit a popular show you should just go on your merry way and not bad mouth them. They are in your past. Don't tell everybody how Dan Blocker tried to get you to shower with him or how Kim Delaney would get drunk and pull a train for the crew but not for you. You need to let it go. Let your talent shine on your new show and not worry about what is going on at the old place. It shouldn't bother you. And if they are talking about you, well that just goes to show that your performance means a lot more to their show then their show means to your performance. An actor can always find a stage if he is good enough.

Or he can just rent out a barn and put on a show.

Just don't be David Caruso.

Bait Shop Lounge

By the way.

We ain't gonna take it.

Just sayn'

Hey waddaya lookin at bub!

"Yeah so he is Joe Dimaggio. He's my boyfriend. Wadddaya gonna do about it?"
"Wait a minute. I ain't your boyfriend. What kind of crazy bullshit is that?"
"Shad up Joe I will give you a dollar."
"Well allright then. Let's brew up some coffee."

You are safe in my arms

Let's break some plates baby!