Complusion

It seems that this Sunday Night will end badly as we had predicted. Leisure Suit Larry has a compulsion to come to Lem's place to stir the shit. While beclowning himself.

His latest gem:

"Clearly, ever since the extremely costly coverups of the priest abuse cases became public, the institution has been scurrying to figure out how to deal with the "homosexuality" within its ranks.

About time."

And then this gem:
"Oh I do know. Do know that many "conservatives" in the Catholic Church have fought tooth and nail to scapegoat "homosexuals" as the root cause of the clergy abuse of children? It has been a big debate within the institution. Much hand-wringing. As I'm sure you can imagine."

So let me get this straight. The men that abused male children were not homosexuals. They were something else. Larry thinks the Church has to deal with the many homosexuals in their midst. You know what? I agree. If there had been no homosexuals in the priesthood there would have not been a molestation crises. It is as simple as that.

Is that what he means?

He is compelled to be a fool.

Leisure Suit Larry Strikes Again

I don't know if you have been following the post about the bakers who lost the case about the gay wedding cake on Lem's site. It was an interesting discussion until Leisure Suit Larry slithered onto the scene.

He proceeded to do his usual act. Insulting people. Demanding apologies. Lying. Threatening. Treating Father Fox with an unbelievable lack of respect. The respect due a human let alone a man of the cloth.

Lem was kind enough to shut it down after it took a particularly disgusting turn and deleted a few really bad comments by Lawnboy. I thank him for that.

I think Michael Haz had it right. It is time to disassociate ourselves totally from TOP and the evil duo. They are obviously flailing about trying to drum up blog hits. Lawnboy even stooped to a direct link which is right out of his pet Bubbles bag of tricks. I will not addresss him directly regardless of the nasty stuff he spews about me. I suggest we all do the same. I also hope that those of you who are administrators will simply delete Larry out of hand. As he does at his wife's blog. Most of us left there never to return. It is simply not right to let him follow us to Lem's to start the same crap.

It has been almost a year. Can't we be shut of these shits already?

Dog photos Meade doesn't want you to see

He likes to dress them up and then dress them down if you know what I mean.

I got caught today

I had to stay in the Jim Dolan mode today as I was emailing back and forth for business and I didn't want to change out Google accounts to get in my emails. In between emails I was commenting over at Lem's and got into it with Lawnboy.

I don't know if everybody knows that Jim Dolan is me but I guess you can figure it out. I just don't care that much anymore so I will be going around basically interchangeably.

It is just that I don't really want to get into it with Meade. I know how far I would go and I don't want to go there. But sometimes when you are killing time you just fall into the mud with the pigs.

Waddayagonnado?

The Return of the Red Headed Stepchild

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The Return of the Red Headed Step Child

Dennis Franz: Hey Jim is that David Caruso hanging around the set?
James McDaniel: Yeah I think that is him hiding behind that plant and muttering to himself. Let's go over and say hello.
(the two actors walk over to the side of the set where a disheveled David Caruso is hiding behind a plant. He seems dirty. Like he had been working on his lawn)
Jim McDaniel: Dave brother whaz up? Why do you keep hanging around the set. You got fired buddy. You ain't part of the show anymore.
David Caruso: Oh I know Jim. I am doing really great. I have a lot of offers. They want me to take Sam Malone's place on "Cheers" and I am up for this role as a secret agent who saves the world in a day. Or something. I am doing really really great.
Dennis Franz: Then why the fuck are you always hanging around here. If everything is so great in your new life why aren't over there enjoying it and leaving us alone. We have a new star. This Puerto Rican guy is doing a great job. He is much more generous actor. He doesn't mock his fellow actors or think his shit doesn't stink. Nobody misses you loser. Go get a life.
Jim McDaniel: That's a little harsh Dennis. Cut the poor guy a break. He is in a bad situation. I hear his wife is a nasty bitter hag who tortures him because he messed up his career.
David Caruso: Hey I don't need you guys. I am doing great. I have this new move. Look I take off my sunglasses and look intently at the camera. It's gold I tell you.
Jim McDaniel: Yeah that's great. Look I think you should leave the set and go find a job buddy. Okey Dokey?
(the two actors walk back to the camera)
Jim McDaniel: That's some sad shit right there. Didn't he ever hear of Adam Cartwright?
Dennis Franz: Of course he didn't. That's the point. Fuck him. Let's start the show.
(Red Storm Rising, The David Caruso Story, E True Hollywood Stories)

The least racist man in the world.

He walks all the dogs in Madison to make sure that they won’t bark at black people.

He goes all over the internets to fight white privilege wherever it might be found.

He financially supports his racist black commenters so they can be free to harangue white people on a nonstop basis.

He never washes his drawers because wearing tightie whities are racist.

He throws black ink on people wearing LA Clipper Jerseys.

He worships the Kardashians because they only suck black dick.

He demands that the Bakeries stop selling black and white cookies and only sell black cookies.

He puts all of the black licorice Twizzlers in front of the red ones so people will buy them first.

He inspects children’s Easter baskets to make sure they only have black jellybeans.

He is the least racist man in the world.

Stay non-racist my friend.

 

Dog photos that Meade does not want you to see

It seems that things are getting weirder and weirder in Wisconsin. They have progressed to three ways. The next move is to get inter-species polygamous marriage approved in all fifty states.

Don't be a hater.

Dog photos Meade does not want you to see.

Meade likes dress up. When he dresses up. When his friends dress up.

That is why the Evil  Blogger Lady has been so angry lately. She isn't getting any so she has to sublimate by eating five breakfasts each morning and rubbing bacon on her twat. But even the puppies are turning up their noses.

It has been a grim winter in Wisconsin. Just sayn'

Dog photos that Meade does not want us to see

I think the ASCPA should check his computer. I think there is something very rotten going on. Maybe they should have Darma's husband and his team should check this out. Just sayn'

Dog pictures Meade doesn't want us to see

He will borrow a dog from anyone. His neighbors. Acquaintances. Strangers. That weird kid who lives in his mothers basement across the street. That dog has one big advantage.

It comes pre-lubed.

Dog photos that Meade does not want you to see

It is so gay over at their house that they even turn out the poor dogs that they borrow. Those poor dudes never had a chance.

I think chickie is right.

I know that there is some speculation that the denizens of Mordor have a window into what we are doing here. Chickie has long said that he things that they have someone reporting back to the Lidless Eye. But it can be a two way street.

I have a lurker who sends me emails about what is going on over there. This is from the latest report today:

"You are not going to believe it Jim. There are posts referencing pacemakers, fat guys, Japan, Fashion in Japan and baseball. Now not all of the them are digs at you but some of them must be."

I have been strong lately as I have not been over there or at Cracks for more than a month. I want to keep that up. I have been very busy lately and don't have enough time to keep up with my own blog so I don't care about what goes on there. Dropping comments at Lem's is enough for me. Especially  when Chickie and Michael Haz and Lem put up great threads as they have done lately. So it's all good.

But you have to laugh.

Poor Dwight is spinning out of control

The Cracked one is upping the ante once again by posting shout out and attacks hoping to get a response. With the added bonus of Leisure Suit Larry and Inga adding their own little bon mots in the comments section. When someone emailed me the link I had to laugh.

It seems like every other post is about me or Michael Haz. It is really quite amusing. The juvenile shots in the comments are even stupider than you think they would be.

Remember. Radio Silence. But we won't forget when the time comes for a dirty shot. Just sayn'

Sometimes it's hard not to laugh at crazy....even the best of us have to laugh at a sad clown

This whole thing with Crack at Lem's place is getting ridiculous. It is a snowy day in Brooklyn and we had to cancel all our appointments. So I have been involved in the big mash up with the tag team of Crack and Meade against all comers.

It reminds me of a tag team battle royal. Sort of like Mr. Fugi and Professor Tanaka taking on all comers. And losing badly.

Crack has become a one note crazy. It was amusing to me to have Leisure Suit Larry jump on a comment and mock me  by saying "Trooper York reads the Macho Response every day. Who knew."
Which is pretty funny since I don't. Just as I don't read his wife's crap either. I don't have to do that. People always drop by or email choice tidbits. You don't have to read either to know that it is always the same shit. But I guess I am pretty predictable. Just instead of racist rants or tongue bathing gay marriage you get naked pictures of Betty Rubble. Or Betty White. So I guess we are all predictable.

Crack seems to have totally lost it. Saying he hopes I get a "Knock Out Punch" or that I  should get shot in my store is pretty out there. But at least he is being honest and  saying what he has been thinking about for a long time. Better that it gets out there for all to see.

You make the call sports fans.

I just have to laugh.

Dog Photo's Meade Does Not Want You to See

Hat tip to Evi who found this site where Meade has one of his step sons pose with his dog in various positions.

They are a bunch of freaks!

Dog photos that Meade does not want you to see.

He wants to promote inter-species dating. Just not as much as same sex fun. He wants that to be normalized first.
Soon enough the dogs can lie down with the cats.

Dog photos that Meade does not want you to see.

He just wants to have some Insurance if you know what I mean.

You some people would never duck a fuck but the converse is also true. At least in Madison. Just sayn'

Dog photos Meade does not want you to see

"Larry why are you ignoring me. It's Sunday night. I am drunk. And wet. And ready. But you don't even want to inspect my portal. And now I see this borrowed puppy is bleeding from his butthole. How do you explain yourself?"
"HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dog photos that Meade does not want you to see.

He doesn't want you to see his special videos that he makes with fellow dog fanciers.

They are a little ruff!