I am the coolest guy who ever lived in Wisconsin-Who am I?

Com'on. You know you want to take a bite out of this one.

The news from Cheeseland is getting more boring by the day!

" I don't care!"
"I don't want to hear it."
"I won't listen!"
"I refuse to change anything."
"I don't care if there is no money."
"I have a doctor's note."

I am sorry Doctor but the lab results confirm it.

"There is no way this can be correct."

"I am afraid that is right. I know you might find it hard to believe but the paperwork doesn't lie."

"It's simply impossible. No way Jose. Or Pedro. Or whatever the fuck your name is. It is just not possible."

"I am telling you it is correct senor. You order a pastrami on rye with mayonnaise. It says it right here."

"Do I look like a rube to you. A yokel. DO I LOOK LIKE I COME FROM WISCONSIN!!!!!"

"No then you would have ordered it with cheese."

What a friend we have in cheeses!

No historical tour would be complete without a visit to Mount Cheesemore in Madison Wisconsin which was voted the cheesiest city in the United States ten years in a row. Unlike the more famous Mt Rushmore, this monument celebrates the cheeziest of our founding fathers:

Philip Livingston, Elbridge Gerry and Button Gwinnett.

HHHEEELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!

I just want to state for the record that I did not want to insult any of the fine commenter's from Wisconsin who post here when I stated that nothing good ever came out of Wisconsin.

I just thought that as a blogger you were supposed to insult your commenter's and piss them off as per the modus operandi of certain big time bloggers. You know it drives traffic and gets you comments.

But I was just kidding guys. You know I think Lenny and Squiggy are really cool.

I hear that people in Wisconsin really like the snow. Go figure.

I heard that people in Wisconsin really like the snow. I hate the snow. It was a miserable day in Brooklyn with the snow and the freezing rain and the slush. I hope it is a nice weekend so we can make some sales. We have another disco night form 4pm to 7pm and I hope people come out to shop.

I just think that people who like snow are weird.