You know guys sometimes the image you have in your head is not all that it is cracked up to be!

Just sayn'

Pirates don't normally look like Maureen O'Hara or Geena Davis. In real life.

So you might think about that one for a while.

Before you hurt yourself.

All righty then.

Avast you dirty pirate whores!

Capt. Sir Henry Morgan: I wish my nature hadn't changed. I'd have made that whole assembly walk the plank.

Jamie: Can't go wrong drowning politicians, Henry.
Jamie: You can lower your pistols, Lady Margaret.

Margaret Denby: Unfortunately, I have no pistols.

Jamie: Your eyes. I've looked into pistol barrels that are warmer.