Magnifico!

"Magnifico! Bellissimo! Meraviglioso, stupendo, magnifico, fastoso, lussuoso, pomposo, sfarzoso, superbo, fantastico, mirabile, eccelso, grandioso !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Thank you dear. Now please stop staring at my tits!"

I wish I could win an Academy Award!

"You know Sophia some day I would like to be up for an Academy Award."

"Wella I thinka you-a gotta go down for that, causa that's a the only way you will getta one signora."

"I know sweetie. Just one thing."

"Si?"

"Can you stop staring at my tits! My head didn't fall off you know."

"Nott-a yet beyotch."

Hey we have been checking them out since 1957!

Hey you know you look at them when somebody puts them right in your face. So what's all the who-ha about. It is a natural part of life. As a straight man I enjoy the female form in all of it's splendor. As any human being might.

Even Sophia Loren. Do you think she might be thinking about skipping the soup and going straight for the fish taco.

So to speak.

The only thing worse than a lawyer is a journalist.

Mario Vitale: A man can be a pig and a lawyer at the same time

Lucia Curcio: Just as long as you are not a journalist. I could not bear it.

(It Started in Naples, 1960)