It's all there in black and white

"Hello....Hello in there....are you awake?'
"Errrr what happened?"
"I don't know Dr. Trey. I was just talking to you and your eyes rolled back in your head and you fell off your chair."
"Well who are you and why are you here?'
"My name is Emma and I am here for a session. My friend Selina recomended me to you. Don't you remember?"
"Not really, I am a little fuzzy right now."
"Oh me too, but then Selina and I just shaved each other. You know, down there...hello...hello... I don't believe it. You fell off your chair again. You Americans are oh so strange."

It's all there in black and white.

"Excuse me but you are not Selina. It is time for her session."

"Oh you must be Doctor Trey. Selina said I could take her session. My name is Emma. Emma Peel. She said you should examine me. I think I need to be looked at."

"Well this is most irregular but I guess it is all right."

"Oh splendid. I hate it when it is irregular. I like it when it fits properly. With a tight fit. You know it slides in so easily against you velvety soft skin....errr.....Doctor Trey....why are you turning so red?"

"Hamana hamana hamana uuuurrrrppphhhh!."