One of the best things about having a sister.....

Is that you know that she will have your back.

So to speak.

Don't forget our premiere Tuesday May 29th @ 10pm on TLC

We are on right after "What Not to Wear." Lisa and I will appear briefly on the WNTW live show and then it will go right into "Big Brooklyn Style."

Lisa will be on the Today show tomorrow in the 9 O'clock hour with Stacy as our daughter Melissa will model one of our dresses. They will be working to promote both shows.

Lisa will be on NPR that afternoon but I don't know when that will be on the air although we are doing it around 2pm.

Supposdedly both Lisa and I will be on WNBC Channel 4 in New York betweeen three and four as well. They are supposed to talk to us about the show and plus size in general so we shall see how that works.

Then the premiere will be at 10pm on TLC for two half hour episodes.

Wish us luck.

An Annoucnement

I have been meeting with several television executives as the process of the show has enfolded. TLC is very fond of strange and different TV shows. They have such hits as "Strange Addictions" and "My 600pound life" and "Extreme Couponing" and "Sister Wives." They are always looking for new content and when they got excited about my performance and they started pitching some spin offs to me. I finally found one that looks like it might be fun.

You see I introduced them to our friend the Crack MC and they thought doing a salt and pepper buddy show was the way to go since all those cop shows and movies have to have the black guy and the white guy as partners. So the came up with the concept of our new show "It's not over till it's over."

You see the Crack MC and I are going to every Yankee game with members of various New Age religions and we will interview them during the game. I will be dressed like Yogi Berra and Crack will be dressed like that Maraschino Yogi guy. I will be quizzing them on baseball trivia and Crack will be ranting at them about how their philosophy will ruin the world. Salt and pepper. It will be a lot of fun.

I hope to have all of you guys appear as guest stars when the Yankees are playing in a city near you!

Look for it on TLC this July.

Tattoo you .....don't think so!

I am waiting for the wife to finish getting ready to go to the TLC promo commercial which is shooting in Greenpoint somewhere today. We have a car picking us up at 6am which is fucking crazy.

Several of the big TLC stars will be there. Sister wives. Midgets. American Muslims. Even the tattoo guy from NY ink.

I know he is gonna tell me I need to get a tattoo. Tatto people always tell you how great it is. Not by me. I am gonna tell him "Thanks but no thanks. Tattoos are for pirates. Like parrots and peg legs. And I don't think I want any of them any time soon. But thanks for asking dude."