Hey it's time to take a Poll....it's been a while

Whose your favorite:

Poll Who is your favorite Private Eye?

We had this discussion over at Lem's but I thought it was only fair to have you guys weigh in here. Who is your favorite private eye?

Jim Rockford

Spenser

Mannix

Mike Hammer

Nick Spinelli

So who do you want to get all hetero with?

Shouting Thomas wants us to get all hetero normal so we need a poll:

What hot babe of the 1960's do you want to get all hetero on?

Laura

Joey

Jeanie

Pepper

Let me know dudes!

Poll Question: Who do you want to be the Republican Presidential Nominee

Chris Christie

The Crack Emcee

Nene Leakes

Chutulu

A new Poll for all youse guys!

What is going to come first?

Santa Claus down the Chimney.
The Zombie Apocalypse
The Anti-Christ
Winter
The Return of the Althouse comments section

Extra points if you can figure the one thing that doesn't belong in that group.

Just sayin'

It's just not for breakfast anymore!

After the big controversy today over Kevin Garnett telling Carmelo Anthony that his wife tasted like a "Honey Nut Cheerio"........I decided to take a poll over what some of your favorite celebrities tasted like!

So vote for the breakfast food that most taste likes the celebrity (Except for Titus who has actually tasted four out of the five choices)

Franken berry........Michelle Obama
Grits and gravy......Jessica Simpson
Krispy Cream.......Rosie O'Donnell
Pickled Herring.....Mariah Carey
Cap'n Crunch........Aaron Rodgers.

You make the call.

Pick your favorite set of tits

Hey here is a chance for you to pick your favorite set of tits....

Teddy tits.
Ronnie tits.
Tricky Dick tits.
Slick Willie tits.
Trooper tits.

It is enough to make any man hetero. Just sayn'

(The pain medication is really killing me)

Almost cut my hair.....like.....Oscar Gamble?

So you are sitting in the chair and Damien asks what kind of haircut do you want. Your choices:

Oscar Gamble
Sniead O'Conner
Anna Wintour
Billy Gibbons
Billy Idol

It's your choice so choose wisely.

So whose the coolest guy on TV!?

Our new poll:

Whose the coolest guy on TV today?

Raylan Givens and his stupid hat.

Mr. Reese with his stupid suit.

Don Draper with his stupid cigarette.

Trooper York with his stupid.....err....his stupid...err.....everything!

You make the call.

Poll: Whose the fairest in all the land?

 

chickenlittle said....

I urge everyone here to click on Troop's label for you and review the man's fairness.

Hey I resemble that remark. But to see what youse guys think we have a poll:


Whose picture is the fairest in all the land?

Darcy at her Memorial Day Picnic

Allie at the Madison Protest

Dust Bunny Queen greeting the Jehovah's Witnesses

Trooper York enjoying a snack on his veranda.

Pick the pic that looks the most like you imagine that person to be. Just sayn'

Who is the most annoying Reality Show Star on TV?

Present company excepted. Just kidding.

Your choices:

Dave Hester of Storage Wars

Khloe Kardashian of the Bimbo Kardashians

Darrell Sheet head of Storage Wars

Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey

Each of them is annoying and disgusting in their own unique way. But which one is worse?

Hey here is a holiday Poll.....you know where you can put it!

Ho, ho, ho you knuckleheads. Here is another annual Christmas time poll.

What is your favorite Holiday movie:

"Miracle on 34th St" which is basically a commercial for Macy's (which is a rip-off store so in the spirit of Christmas you should shop in your small independent boutiques)

"It's A Wonderful Life" which is about the first bank bailout due to mismanagement by liberal dogooders.

"A Christmas Story" which is the story of a kids first gun (that he wants to get before he gets a real one for high school).

"Bad Santa" which has midgets and anal. Need I say more?

"Silent Night Deadly Night" where a crazed homicidal Santa murders slutty coeds in the true spirit of Christmas.

So pick your favorite holiday movie and have some Egg Nog. (Pssssst. Darcy says she has some mistletoe).