Please Dr Casey

"Why did we leave the hospital Dr. Casey?"

"Oh I couldn't treat you properly there my dear. And call me Ben."

"Well Ben what can you do where we going that you can't do in the hospital."

"A whole lot of stuff. A whole lot of stuff. Just sit back and enjoy the ride."

"Ok I like a good ride."

"Me too. Hey did anyone tell you that you look like Barbara Eden."

"It's just the scarf. And my hair color. Oh and my perky breasts."

"I think I have to speed up."

Please Dr. Casey

"Please Dr Casey, will you continue grand rounds with the medical students?"
"I don't feel like it Dr. Zorba. Why don't you go dance or break some plates or some shit like that?"
"I told you Casey, that is an entirely different Zorba. Now come on before I have to fire you and hire that fanook Kildare."
"I don't know. If you aren't gonna bring me any whiskey, beer or gin.....well maybe you can bring me some water."
"Look that is another entirely different movie you douche. I think I am gonna give Joe Gannon a call."
"Who the fat guy?"
"That's an entirely differ....oh shit forget it!"

I am sorry Doctor but the lab results confirm it.

"There is no way this can be correct."

"I am afraid that is right. I know you might find it hard to believe but the paperwork doesn't lie."

"It's simply impossible. No way Jose. Or Pedro. Or whatever the fuck your name is. It is just not possible."

"I am telling you it is correct senor. You order a pastrami on rye with mayonnaise. It says it right here."

"Do I look like a rube to you. A yokel. DO I LOOK LIKE I COME FROM WISCONSIN!!!!!"

"No then you would have ordered it with cheese."

I am sorry Doctor but the lab results confirm it!

"You have an incurable pompadour."
"Maybe I can stop it Nurse Roberts. 30 cc's of Brylcream stat!"
"I am sorry that just won't cut it Dr. Casey. Witch Hazel, Brylcream even Dippity Doo will not help. I am afraid you are stuck with it. But then you are Italian so what do you expect?"
"I know....let's have sex."