Betty Rubble is a dirty girl

 She loves Coldplay.

And ass play.

Because Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Everybody knows that Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

But did you know that Wilma was always willing?

Drive in's were a lot of fun in Bedrock.

You could have a Yabba Do Old Time.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

I don't get in trouble for posting "objectionable content."

Nobody can object to Betty.

Because Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

You can get in trouble if you post things that Google doesn't like.

But you never get in trouble if you post dirty photos of Betty Rubble.

Because even the beta geeks at Google know......Betty Ruble is a dirty girl.

Betty Ruble is a Dirty Girl...but Wilma is worse

Every so often the casts of the Flintstones and the Jetsons would get together.

Hilarity ensued.

Betty Rubble is indeed a dirty girl.

But Wilma is no slouch. Neither in Jane Jetson.

(Some things we have to keep from Lem. I don't want to sully his childhood memories.)

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In the new wave magazines.
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I'd really like to taste her
Every time we meet.
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me yeah.
She's a super freak, super freak,
She's super freaky, super freak, super freak.

But most of all......Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Betty Rubble is a lot of things.

A wife.

A mother.

A good friend to all.

But most of all.......Betty Rubble is a dirty girl!

Even on Mother's Day!

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Betty likes to dress up.

Betty likes her lingerie from Le Piege des Boobies.

Betty doesn't worry if Fred Objectifies her.

Betty knows that is the Object of the enterprise.

Because Betty is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

That is why Fred could never get enough.

They hadn't invented Viagrock yet and poor Barney couldn't get his slate on.

So Fred had to step in. You see Betty had great tits. They were real.

And they were Rockin'

Betty Rubble is a dirty Rockin' girl!

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl

Betty always loved to play with her next door neighbor Wilma.

They had many a fun filled afternoon delight while the boys were off working for Mr. Slate.

It got even better when Pebbles grew up.

And stopped hanging around with Lena Dunham. You see Lena would put Pebbles in her baby sisters vagina.

Because Lena is a filthy pig.

But Betty is a dirty, dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

She had always been curious about being with a woman but she was a little scared. But she wrote a letter to Shouting Thomas to ask him what he thought.

He said it was ok.

Betty knew he would.

Because you see.....

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Camel Toe Corner: Unfortunate divsion

Some of the cheerleaders at the World Cup are a little on the gamey side. It gets hot in Brazil. But hey what do I know.

There are guys who like a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl

Prehistoric times were much tougher than the sedate lives we lead today.

It was eat or be eaten.

Of course Betty didn't care. She could go either way.

Because Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Betty likes to drink.

Betty likes to have fun.

One time Betty went to the Bed Rock Inn and had a couple of shots of tequila and passed out.

The next time she did the same thing and she passed out again.

When she came in the next day the bartender asked "So do you want some tequila."

Betty said "No when I drink tequila my pussy hurts the next day."

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl.

Bette Rubble is a dirty girl

Oh yes she is dirty.

But she is also tired.

You see Wilma wears her out.

That makes the Bed Rock.

So to speak.

In heels.

Ya-ba-da-ba-do-her!

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl

Betty gets it.

Betty gets it good.

Betty likes it.

Betty likes it good and hard.

Because Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Everyone knows that.

It is always different somehow when the woman is the dirty one. Did you ever notice that?

I mean Bam Bam has recovered Memories.

He whacks his bag to them all the time.

The heart wants what it wants.

We all know what Betty wants. Even when she gets caught she is startled but not dismayed.

Because you see.......Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl.

The best Elvis song ever according to Spinelli

It helps if you imagine that Betty is naked. Just sayn'

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Even when the Flintstones went on Vacation she had to be a slut.

She always wanted to go to the nude beach to let it all hang out.

You see it didn't matter how much time she spent in the water.

Betty Rubble stayed a very dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl

She loves to show off her Betty Booty.
She touches it and strokes it puts her finger in warm wet places.
After all that is something we can all get behind.