The wife made me wear a costume this year since we had a party down in Florida for Halloween this year. The wife went as Queen Marie Antionette and I went as her King. Well as "The King."
The funny thing was that three other old guys who came to the door came as Elvis as well.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.