Showing posts with label Hazel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hazel. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

A man needs a maid!



So I haven't been talking about the problems we have been having on the maid front lately. The Russian quit about six or eight weeks ago. She had a new full time job as a waitress so she didn't want to clean houses anymore. She gave us a list of six or seven different people to call but we never got around to it because we were two busy. Also we found a couple of things that she had broke so we figured why would we go with someone she recommended.

So as a result we have been cleaning the house and the wife is trying to kill me. We were off yesterday and all we do is clean. Now I know it sounds crazy but I do all the cooking and laundry at home. The wife has too much to much to do with the business to handle mundane shit like that. Plus she can't cook for shit so I have cooked every day since we got married. Recently I started doing the wash because it easier for me to do it while I am cooking or doing prep work or whatever downstairs why she is upstairs on the computer. When we come home I can get three or four loads done while I am cooking and we can keep it under control.

But yesterday she decided to dust and she almost killed me. She made me move all the furniture on the second floor out so we could vacuum out all the dust. Under the bed. The moldings up to the top of the ten foot ceiling. The bed crown. Everything. I thought I was gonna die.

Today in the store we had a lot of drama. A second employee quit with lots of tears and recriminations and bullshit. It was more important for her to do something stupid than to keep her job. Her job didn't mean that much to her. But it did one great thing. It took all the bad energy out of the store.

What it does mean is more work for Jim. We have to be in the store a lot more now since I only have one employee until I hire somebody new. So we can't waste our time dusting and cleaning. So a man needs a maid.

Not five minutes after the dummy leaves the store than a little Mexican walks in. Speaks no English. So the wife goes "Do you clean houses?" Which is the natural question. I mean if you meet an Oriental you ask "Do you do nails." It goes with the Territory. Well she didn't speak English but we found out that her sister cleans houses and was going to meet her in five minutes. She comes in and we interview her and she starts on Monday.

Good things happen immediately when you get rid of the bad energy.

Imagine how good it would have been if we had gotten rid of the Jug Eared Jesus?

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I really hope she is the Jamacian Mary Poppins!


We are interviewing the new maid today. I never thought I was gonna have a maid. We always did that stuff ourselves. The wife is a neat freak and is always cleaning and yelling at me when I am making a mess cooking or whatever. But we work about 80 hours a week and we have no time to clean or do laundry or what not. I used to send the laundry out but it is more economical to have a maid do it. She also works three days a week in the store. We have a pristine looking store, By a mile the cleanest on Court St. Everything dusted and cleaned every week. Nobody does what we do.

Our current maid quit this week and we are interviewing. This one lady is from Jamaica but had moved to England when she was a kid so she has a Jamaican/English accent. I told the wife "Well you didn't get Hazel but maybe you got Mary Poppins." The wife went crazy....she loves Mary Poppins. She has been singing Mary Poppins songs all morning.

We made up a list of questions. I only had one. Would she wear a funny hat and carry an umbrella?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

French Douchenozzle rapes maid!



Hey they love Jerry Lewis.

What more do you need to know.