Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner

Poor Garage. Walker won. Again. The Republicans swept. The evil blogger ladies blog is filled with assholes who hate him and mock him at every turn.

What's a liberal simp to do?

Ride the subway naked.

Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner

I feel for Garage.

He just ran across Mary Burke. So to speak.

Football season has ended early for some of us....

So we all have to find a way to enjoy the games even though our teams are out of it.

Michael Haz and some his buddies have decided to restart their dance team to cheer on their Packers. I don't know how he got El Pollo Raylan and Garage Mahal to join in but they are great. Good show buddy!

Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner!

Garage has been heard from. He wished me well and sent me some of his best road kill recipes.

It is just hard to get the ingredients.

"First find a dead cow in the middle of the road."

Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner

I finally heard from our old friend Garage Mahal. He hasn't been posting much these days as he has been very busy. But he sent me this photo. He called it his favorite "beaver shot."

I don't think he knows what that means.

Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner.

Now that the comment section at TOP is closed we have to find other things to do. DBQ can go back to shaving her legs. El Pollo Raylan can go back to his consulting services for Southern California meth cookers. Sixty Grit can get back to his woodworking shop where he creates wooden dildo's with the extra knobs on them for the lesbian market. The Crack Emcee can go back to teaching yoga and transcendental meditation. But the one person who is using his new free timely wisely is our old friend Garage Mahal.

He just bought a new BMW Enduro sportser bike and he is trolling the backroads of Wisconsin with the little woman for fresh roadkill for the pot. The dude is cleaning up!

In more ways than one!

Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner

Garage got started young. In fact this is where his obsession with road kill began. 

Garage Mahals Road Kill Korner

So Garage Mahal keeps emailing me and begging me to put this new line in the store. Designer Jess Eaton uses Road Kill in her designs because she doesn't believe in killing animals to get feathers or furs.

You can see a road kill chicken wing in the hat in the photo.

Garage doesn't care about the designs. He just wants an in on the fresh meat.

Garaghe Mahal's Road Kill Korner

Mrs. Garage put up a big road kill feast to celebrate Obama winning.

She just loves to taste it straight from the pot.

Yummy.

Garage Mahal's Roadkill Korner

Garage Mahal is starting to get worried. I mean he is a big Obama supporter and things aren't looking good for him after this last debate. And the Libya thing is blowing up. And he is down in all the polls.

I mean the guy is looking like roadkill.

Just sayn'

The best thing about......

Garage Mahal is how happy he gets when he combines his two favorite things.....The Packers....and roadkill.

I didn't know that Garage Mahal could run that fast...

I mean usually he likes the dead ones.

Boy is my asshole sore!

And by that I do not mean that spinelli is upset.

OHHHH SHIIITTT!!!!! HEADLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garage Mahal's Road Kill Korner

Garage has started posting on his website again and he is taking a page out of Dust Bunny Queen's book and started posting recipe's.

Most of them are from his Grandma Curlie Sue Lambau Mahal who first introduced him to the joy's of roadkill.

First up: Hanger Off the Studebaker Steak with Onions.

A real crowd pleaser.

Garage Mahals Road Kill Korner

Garage emailed me and asked that Allie and AllenS give us the full recipes for vension sausage since he was successful this hunting season.

His recipe starts out with:

Get one 1986 Impala with a full tank of gas.

Commenter Memories Number 125 Allie and Garage Mahal Hook Up at Occupy Madison

They had some fresh roadkill and a couple of splifs. It was heaven.

Congratulations kids.

Garage Mahals Road Kill Korner

You have to be tough to get your own series on Trooper York.

Like Marilyn Munster, Laura Bush, Joe and Marilyn, the Berenstain Bears and many others. But some people are too dense to know they have their own series.

They are about as aware as a dead armadillo in the middle of the road.

Jeeeez.

Garage Mahal's Roadkill Korner

Hey I hear that Garage Mahal is taking the evil blogger lady and her consort out for dinner!

Cool!

I hear someone ran over a squirrel this week!

If you were gonna buy Garage Mahal a Christmas Present

Get him the new book by Ernie Palladiano called "Lombardi and Landry: How Two of Pro Football's Greatest Coaches Launched Their Legends and Changed the Game Forever."

It is about the most important part of their careers......when they were assistant coaches for the New York Football Giants!

It all went downhill from there!

Commenter Memories Number 78-Garage Mahal hears that Kloppy lost!

It's was almost as bad as the time he ate that rancid roadkill possum.

Garage Mahal Road Kill Korner

Garage was going to the demonstation today but he got side tracked. They were busing in so many people from out of state that there was ton's of roadkill and he couldn't pass that up.

He even found some for the kiddies.

You got to start them young. Just sayn'