Burkes Law has the hottest chicks on TV

I have been enjoying "Burkes Law" on METV and man it is great. He has all these great actors from the sixties who are just starting out. William Shatner. Leonard Nimoy. Jeffery Hunter. And the hottest babes ever!

Elizabeth Montgomery. Barbara Eden. Lola Albright. Eileen O'Neil. Terry Moore. And one of my personal favorites Sheree North.

A double feature of "Burkes Law" and "Honey West" and I am all set.

Burkes Law on ME TV!

One of the best shows ever and I mean ever for hot chicks was "Burke's Law." It will be playing on ME TV starting next week. Check out young and dewy Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery and a whole bunch of really hot chicks in really hot sixties duds with pointy tits and the works. Just sayn'

Highly recommended.

Hell needs a new PA announcer

Lucifer: I don’t believe it. Bat Masterson just died and we didn’t get him down here in hell. What the fuck.
Forcas: I am sorry O Lord and Master but that wasn’t really Bat Masterson. He is already here working as a fluffer for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Sex with Animals Show. That was Gene Barry the actor who just passed.
Lucifer: I knew that asshole. I just thought he would be cool as the PA announcer. Plus I figured he had to go to hell since he banged all those young girls when he was doing Burkes law. I mean he popped Elizabeth Montgomery’s cherry and was the first one to get a blow job from Barbara Eden.
Forcas: Yes and he corn holed both Lily Munster and Morticia Adams. It is strange that he was not sent to join us. I wonder why.
Lucifer: I guess the big guy wants all the cool dudes to hang out with him. He has Cary Grant and Fred Astaire and is scheduled to get Sean Connery and Dick Clark. Even fuckin Regis for fucks sake. I mean look who we have scheduled to show up. Jimmy Carter, that fuckin’ Al Gore and Tiger. At least when he gets here next year I can get a few tips. I need to work on my short game. Thank the big guy for Ambien and Jack Daniels.
Foracs: So who do you want to try out for PA Annoucer my dread lord?

Lucifer: I know. Get Ted Williams out here. That tuna can stuck to his head is always good for a laugh. And turn up the heat.

She lost her head over Amos Burke.

Or something. Can you guess who she is? A famous actress making a rare TV appearance she died young but her daughter carries on her law and order traditions to this very day.

Welcome to the Commenter's Meet Up!

Here is another co-star from "Burke's Law." In this episode she went to a commenters meet-up and fell for one of them. She was just a women under the influence of a silver tongued devil. Can you guess who she is? (The actress that is, not the meataphor).

Envy is very bad for your complexion.

Envy is very bad of your complexion. Here is another star of future sitcom playing a love interest for Captain Amos Burke. Can you puzzle out who she is I wonder?

What a long strange trip it would have been.

This young lovely asked Captain Burke to go on vacation with her. But he declined. He didn't have three hours to spare. Can you quess who she is?

She is not Devo!

She is woman, she is not Devo. In fact she is the star of a seminal sitcom starring a crazy family. Do you know her?

Hard to recognize in this episode of "Burke's Law."

What do you mean you won't show me your post Captain Burke?

"Don't you know who I am?"
"Now now don't get all huffy about it."
"That's all Huffington Post you douche."
"Wait a minute, are you the one who hangs out with the pig?"

So Captain Burke what can I do for you?

"So Captain Burke what can I do for you?"

"Well I am investigate the theft of a tablecloth from an Italian restaurant. Would you know anything about that."

"What you are talking about my shirt? It's blue gingham not red tablecloth. You should have detected that since you have staring at it since you came in the door."

"Oh I wasn't staring at that. Just at a couple of other points of contention. As it where."

"That's OK Captain. I love it when men look. It is what they should do. I am an old fashioned kind of girl. I just want to find a man a can call my Master."

"Maybe some day my dear, maybe some day."

So Captain Burke are you ready to trip the light fantastic!

"So Captain Burke are you ready to trip the light fantastic!"

"With you my dear, always."

"Let me straighten your tie."

"Good idea. In fact there is something I would like to get straight between us."

"Maybe later, but first let's have some cocktails."

"Sounds like a plan."