Happy Birthday to the Duke!

Happy Birthday to the Duke who would have been 108 years old today if he has survived his hard living ways.

The Duke drank and smoked and had three wives. Not what I would reccomend if you want to live to be 108.

Most people think he caught cancer because of the exposure to radiation when he was filming "The Conquerer" in Utah which was downwind from nuclear testing in Nevada. Almost everyone connected to that movie died of cancer.

Of course his life long addiction to ciggarettes didn't help.

It is a testament to his greatness that he is still an icon today when stars of his era like Gary Cooper and Clake Gable are basically forgotten.

You can find a John Wayne movie on TV almost every day of the year. They hold up over time. Some of the best westerns ever filmed.

Happy Birthday Duke!

Gratuitous Bathtub Photo....why Crack's Back hurts so bad

It's the man's diet. Have a fucking vegetable once in a while. I mean nobody loves donuts more than me but you got to rethink it buddy.

You have to recreate the scene if you want the same result!

I have to do the same thing I did when the Giants beat and dominated those loser Packers if we are going to win on Sunday. So I have to church and say a rosary and light ten candles in front of the statue of St Jude. Then I have to go and get a massage and some acupuncture.

Then I can go home and watch them stick a hole and puncture the pretensions of another highly overrated team.

It's gonna be fun.

Hey stop needling me!

Well I guess she can't stop. She is doing acupuncture.

That's right I am going for acupuncture this afternoon. I am having them work on my leg and ankle that has been killing me. We are trying to take care of all our physical stuff before we start filming. So in a couple of hours I am going to look like a pincushion.

Which sucks.

Because usually I am the one needling people.