Trooper York: Gratuitous Bathtub Photo....why Crack's Back hurts so bad

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Gratuitous Bathtub Photo....why Crack's Back hurts so bad

It's the man's diet. Have a fucking vegetable once in a while. I mean nobody loves donuts more than me but you got to rethink it buddy.

50 comments:

ricpic said...: No cronuts, such a lack of class.; September 18, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Methadras said...: Crack has either descended into a pain induced coma of thought or his victim schtick cause he's black is being double-downed on.; September 18, 2013 at 4:55 PM
MamaM said...: Surreptitiously searching for the Whole?; September 18, 2013 at 5:04 PM
ndspinelli said...: After spending a couple weeks in the northeast I am amazed @ how Dunkin Donut has taken over that section of the country the past 30 or so years. Every time I visit there are more and more.; September 18, 2013 at 6:41 PM
chickelit said...: Honut doles on cakes fritter and raise frosted long johns; September 18, 2013 at 6:53 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Crack has either descended into a pain induced coma of thought or his victim schtick cause he's black is being double-downed on.

He's a lot like Althouse actually. Different dog whistle, same action/reaction.; September 18, 2013 at 8:03 PM
The Dude said...: I stopped by there recently - he seems pretty far gone.

Today I saw a show about how the Vikings took Irish as slaves. But Crack is the only victim in the world, sole keeper of the truth.

Oh well - at least he has plenty to whine about.; September 18, 2013 at 9:32 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: What bothers me is his near total lack of honesty.

I saw him--last week--literally take half a sentence out of a paragraph to make his point. Only problem is--the complete sentence destroyed his point.

I called him on it and of course he ignored me.; September 18, 2013 at 9:49 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: I like stuff crack posts. I do not have to agree with every point he makes.; September 19, 2013 at 1:18 AM
ndspinelli said...: I'm w/ Evi. Crack is a showman, a performer. That's how I take him.; September 19, 2013 at 10:05 AM
The Dude said...: He sure is - too bad he has no talent and his product sucks.; September 19, 2013 at 10:20 AM
Cody Jarrett said...: A dishonest showman/performer is still a lying sack of shit.

Like Milli Vanilli.

Crack is trying to make serious points. He's in full on freakout and seems to have lost that ability. And if you disagree with him--you're wrong or stupid. Which is why I say he's basically no different than Ann Althouse.; September 19, 2013 at 12:55 PM
The Dude said...: He is a hypocrite and too full of hatred and rage to see that he has become a mirror image of what he hates.

He seems to have become incoherent as of late - too many pain meds perhaps.

Who knows, who cares?; September 19, 2013 at 1:55 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: Troop,

You bastard! Wicked, man, WICKED - LOL!

Crack has either descended into a pain induced coma of thought or his victim schtick cause he's black is being double-downed on.

Oh - doubled, tripled, what comes after that?

And you guys can thank yourselves. During the Zimmerman trial you lived up to every expectation my black friends said you would.

And, in the process, reminded me that - when the chips are down - they'll be there, while you guys will be demanding I forget they exist because you've got a narrative. Well, fuck your narrative, I'm a real live black person. My people are from Africa - somewhere - but our lives as Americans started as slaves and I - we - are still making our way.

I've decided, if you - germans, italians, irish, whatever - can't understand that, we don't need to talk.

I have one foot in the street right now.

I'll stick with the folks who will be there when I arrive because you fools - who share none of it by choice - want to argue over trivialities about what you think my history should be.

I'd rather have Troop pop at the truth, for fun, than listen to the rest of you seriously try to sell a lie.

Blacks in America face a unique set of circumstances - get used to it.

And BTW - Don't you guys wish we had dropped this when I used to ask, oh so many YEARS ago? (Troop, back me up - you were there.) Too bad color was such a big deal you couldn't ignore it.

And now, of course, I'm the one with a problem when I add my singular voice to your chorus.

Funny how that happens - and how, since I'm black, it lines up PERFECTLY with how racism works.

You guys shoulda just let me be me,...; September 19, 2013 at 2:07 PM
MamaM said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 19, 2013 at 4:45 PM
MamaM said...: You guys shoulda just let me be me,...

You appear to have been "you" for as along as I've been reading what you write. No "letting" involved.

In my experience, the only "folks who'll be there" for anyone are those who've experienced enough compassion and suffering to move out of an either/or approach to life and others.; September 19, 2013 at 4:50 PM
The Dude said...: "Blacks in America face a unique set of circumstances - get used to it."

Okay.

Now see if you can, too.

Your message is garbled - we didn't allow you to be yourself so now you are someone else? Is that what you are saying?

Or are you blaming "us" or "society" or anyone other than yourself for your situation?

In any case, if you need to blame me, I don't have any problem with that. I really don't think I have the magical ability to affect someone I have never met, but whatever, dude.

Keep Blame Alive!; September 19, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 19, 2013 at 5:48 PM
Methadras said...: The Crack Emcee said...

Troop,

You bastard! Wicked, man, WICKED - LOL!

Crack has either descended into a pain induced coma of thought or his victim schtick cause he's black is being double-downed on.

Oh - doubled, tripled, what comes after that?

Quadrupled, quintupled, sextupled. Fuck, why don't you infinitely go down into your black victim shtick. It's tired, it's old, no one cares hearing the wolf cry from you or any other black people on how hard their plight in life was and is. I certainly don't give a shit anymore. If you got cut a check for reparations would you then shut the fuck up on how sorrowful your life is because your melanin is a little bit darker than most? You ever been a slave? No. Unless you are a slave to your own pathos. And the unique set of circumstances blacks seem to live under doesn't make you the sole arbiter of all things black. Remind me who died again and left you the sole arbiter of black truth? You may be black, but news flash, no one gives a shit. Be like me, stop giving a shit, no one cares.

You sit there on your blog shelling out your version of the truth, telling everyone else how dishonest they are or what liars they are and then you come over here and do it. Who the fuck do you think your fooling? At one time I saw a guy who was an honest diseminator of information of the raw truth against quacks and newage bullshit. Now I see a NewAge race hustler begging for money. Welcome to your new job.; September 19, 2013 at 7:50 PM
The Dude said...: Crackie was raised by slaves, so he knows the real deal. Or so he claimed.

Until he admits that he lied about that he is just another angry black guy being angry and dishonest. How stereotypical.

Written any rap "music" lately, Crackie?; September 19, 2013 at 7:59 PM
chickelit said...: Well said at 5:48, Cody.; September 19, 2013 at 8:16 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: MamaM,

In my experience, the only "folks who'll be there" for anyone are those who've experienced enough compassion and suffering to move out of an either/or approach to life and others.

You missed my point:

It was this crowd - my friends - who decided because of Trayvon that I had to have their version of history as my own. I called bullshit. And it's not up for discussion any more than the history of France.

Black people are descended from slaves in this country, making their way the best they can, period.

And I've stopped caring if you guys give a damn because I've been with you for years and nobody ever has stopped a racist in your midst as long as I've been with you so why care?

YOU ENJOY IT.

You're such little people 13% of the population regularly drives you to hysterics.

I told you drop it - repeatedly - and you couldn't.

Fuck y'all.

Later, Troop - thanks for the laugh.

You got some shitty friends, dude,...; September 19, 2013 at 8:19 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: I'll be sure to come back when this is all black people telling a single white guy what's what.

You know, to make him feel at home,...; September 19, 2013 at 8:24 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: Oh, and one more thing:

Why don't you morons discuss why YOU - as the majority here - couldn't drop it?

Your obsession is fascinating for people supposedly so knowledgable and well-versed in it.

And Troop, here's a discussion topic:

Why are you the only one I really like?; September 19, 2013 at 8:29 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: Sixty Grit,

Your own black relatives are going to beat the shit out of you one day.

Mark my words,...; September 19, 2013 at 8:30 PM
The Dude said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 19, 2013 at 8:32 PM
Methadras said...: The Crack Emcee said...

MamaM,

In my experience, the only "folks who'll be there" for anyone are those who've experienced enough compassion and suffering to move out of an either/or approach to life and others.

You missed my point:

It was this crowd - my friends - who decided because of Trayvon that I had to have their version of history as my own. I called bullshit. And it's not up for discussion any more than the history of France.

Black people are descended from slaves in this country, making their way the best they can, period.

And I've stopped caring if you guys give a damn because I've been with you for years and nobody ever has stopped a racist in your midst as long as I've been with you so why care?

YOU ENJOY IT.

You're such little people 13% of the population regularly drives you to hysterics.

I told you drop it - repeatedly - and you couldn't.

Fuck y'all.

Later, Troop - thanks for the laugh.

You got some shitty friends, dude,...

uh uh, no way, no how do you get to spew your revisionist bullshit history on that topic we had on the aftermath of the Zimmerman/Martin case. I laid it out there like it was and you fell into the the pit of victimhood and ignored everything else, formed your own little narrative and called it truth. No fucking way you are going to get off scott free on that shit.

When you were in Europe did you travel to any of those countries that had black slaves in them too before America did and denounce them? Ever go to Africa, Obama style and read the riot act to the descendants of those black Africans that captured and sold their own kind to the dutch, the British, and so on? I've never seen you cry like a bitch about it before, but oh so terrible that the US did it too, so cry like a bitch about that and ignore the rest of the world that did it and still does it. You may be 13% of the population as far as black demographics go, but you sure know how to capitalize nearly 100% of the whining that comes with it. Your voice becoming more resounding than usual.

I call it like I see it. You call it like you want to see it and tell people to shut up about it so you can monopolize the sanctimony and grievance. You've become a sucker of your bullshit.; September 19, 2013 at 9:06 PM
The Dude said...: Look at Crackie gittin' all militant and shit, all up in there knowin' what my relative gwine be doin' an' all.

Sorry, my good man, they are accomplished individuals invested in making this country a better place.

Go back to being the broken-down, talentless, whiny-ass victim that you so enjoy being.

Thinking and accomplishing anything of value is beyond your tiny primitive mind.

But you sho' nuff can bring de hate, mm-mmm.; September 19, 2013 at 9:12 PM
The Dude said...: And one more thing, Mr. Crack, tell us again about how you were raised by slaves.

That is such a fascinating story - I never grow tired of hearing you tell it.; September 19, 2013 at 9:14 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Thanks Chickie.

After reading Crack's further responses I wish I hadn't deleted it.; September 19, 2013 at 9:34 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: uh uh, no way, no how do you get to spew your revisionist bullshit history on that topic we had on the aftermath of the Zimmerman/Martin case. I laid it out there like it was and you fell into the the pit of victimhood and ignored everything else, formed your own little narrative and called it truth. No fucking way you are going to get off scott free on that shit.

What part of I DEFENDED ZIMMERMAN didn't you get?

What you guys wanted was the whole enchilada - I had to abandon everything black people say to make you happy. Well FUCK YOU.

Go back to your white brothers and sisters and tell them you'll never win another election because you're too fucking bullheaded to let any black agree with you.

You can use me as Exhibit A. I've already stopped voting. Voting AGAINST YOU won't be much of a leap. I'm not there yet but spite does miraculous things.

And when the next group of blacks kills a white person, don't get upset and ask why - just go to the mirror and ponder what's wrong with you.

You guys are some sick, sick puppies,...; September 19, 2013 at 10:09 PM
chickelit said...: And Troop, here's a discussion topic:

Why are you the only one I really like?

This may be the problem and it suggests a solution.; September 19, 2013 at 10:45 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Yeah. Cuz it's my fault when a group of black teens beat some elderly WWII veteran to death, right?; September 19, 2013 at 11:15 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 20, 2013 at 12:14 AM
MamaM said...: You missed my point:

I may have. It wasn't easy to find amid the tangle of assumptions and accusations presented, especially so since they were directed at guys and fools; and I'm neither.

Now I'm wondering what traits the "folks who will be there when I arrive" will have that'll mark them as different from the group of men and women who comment here?; September 20, 2013 at 2:09 AM
The Dude said...: Cracker insists that we view him as an individual, but to him we are "y'all".

Several points - you claim that blacks are 13% of the population. Not any more - that is slipping due to rampant abortion. Margaret Sanger's philosophy of eugenics is popular among your fellow black citizens. The Klan admires your tenacity and dedication to eliminating your own race.

You mentioned that my black relatives are going to beat me - well, who knows. I doubt that will happen as they are good men, they each possess a sense of humor, and unlike you, they are not violent ghetto rats with an attitude. They actually work. Perhaps you should consider doing the same.

They are also respectful of others and they both understand and accept that they have white ancestors.

If they decided to hate white people they know, on some level, that is just self hate. They are not like you in that regard. They don't hate themselves or white people in general.

But you are a lucky guy - a racially pure African here in America, unsullied by any European genes, free to lash out at the majority population because you are not related to them. And again, I beseech you, please tell us about the slaves who raised you - where were they from? Was one of them named Kunte Kinte?

I don't understand how we prevented you or any other black person (you do represent yourself as the sole authority on our relationship with blacks) from agreeing with us - whatever that means, but you sure seem upset by it - once again, it must be nice to be able to blame an amorphous group for your own shortcomings and emotional shortcomings. You have it made in the shade.

In any case, it looks as though you are working through your anger issues quite nicely - your reliance on group therapy and homeopathic medicine is paying great rewards. Might I suggest you become a Scientologist - I hear good things about that group - you would fit right in.

And you would be able to chase de white wimmens, so that would be fun, wouldn't it Cracker?; September 20, 2013 at 4:44 AM
Cody Jarrett said...: Guess who said this recently:

It's weird - I'm doing worse than ever, yet I feel like I'm carrying the GOP, all by myself.; September 20, 2013 at 8:25 AM
The Dude said...: He can't even get out of bed, no wonder the GOP is failing.; September 20, 2013 at 10:30 AM
Cody Jarrett said...: PED.

Political Erectile Dysfunction.

No wonder he hasn't been laid in 7 years and is so damn cranky.

And it's our fault. Us white people here on Trooper York. We've made him impotent. And just to be clear, that's not the ebonics way of saying important.; September 20, 2013 at 11:16 AM
chickelit said...: I'm heading off with the family in a few hours to do things that white people do. I'll be off the grid until Sunday. Here's a hint where you can find me: 92060; September 20, 2013 at 12:10 PM
The Dude said...: I rode my bicycle up Mt. Hamilton and saw the observatories there. I have never been to Mt. Palomar - hope the weather is clear.; September 20, 2013 at 12:18 PM
chickelit said...: The road up (which crests at a mile in elevation) is steep and winding. It's CA State Route S6 and is nicknamed "Highway To The Stars." Cyclist (motorized or not) love it in the summer. There's a biker hangout at the summit. We go for the camping and hiking and made reservations last spring. Looks like we lucked out with the weather (knock on wood).; September 20, 2013 at 12:29 PM
chickelit said...: A nice travelogue describing the road to Palomar Observatory: link. Spinelli, you should consider doing this when you're out here. There is often snow up there in the winter though.; September 20, 2013 at 1:11 PM
Methadras said...: El Pollo Raylan said...

I'm heading off with the family in a few hours to do things that white people do. I'll be off the grid until Sunday. Here's a hint where you can find me: 92060

You going to the observatory? Man, I can't believe you live in the same county as I do. We need to have a pizza and beer at Pizza Port in Solona Beach and talk about white people shit.; September 20, 2013 at 2:08 PM
MamaM said...: El Pollo, if you're looking to experience the fruit of the earth after a mountain top experience of communing with stars, the Julian Pie Co, is but 31 winding miles to the south of Palomar on a road that passes through Inga-Inaja Park!

Hope you enjoy your time away, apart, and together!; September 20, 2013 at 3:51 PM
ndspinelli said...: chick, I've taken that drive several times. The first time I was not prepared for the change of climate. As Mama pointed out, the Julian Pie Co., @ least for me, is the highlight. The last 2 Christmases I have sent Julian pies and donuts to folks. They have a website. I send other food, but Julian gets some of the best reviews. The apple donuts are superb.; September 20, 2013 at 5:09 PM
MamaM said...: Regarding other comments in this thread; earlier this week I read this description of two types of anger responses in close relationships:

The anger of hope: where a viable response is expected of another.

The anger of despair: which becomes desperate and coercive.

From my point of view, both forms were present here. What went down wasn't about skin color, or how good or bad someone's music is, or how wonderful, mean, or foolish one person is over another. It's about anger and the use of blame as a way to discharge pain and discomfort.

While I've compassion for the pain and discomfort behind anger and blame, I've no truck with covering emotion with blame and accusation and calling it reason.; September 20, 2013 at 7:03 PM
Chip S. said...: I always learn something about human relations from MamaM's comments, but that one raises the bar by a lot.; September 20, 2013 at 7:15 PM
ndspinelli said...: Mama is our philosopher.; September 20, 2013 at 9:09 PM
The Dude said...: And she has my number.; September 21, 2013 at 4:30 AM

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