Spa Style Cruising.

No that doesn't mean what you think it means.

There were way too many kids on this cruise. We thought they would be going to school and shit but it seems that starts a week later. Also the first stop was in Florida and all the little bastards took a day trip to Disney World or Universal Studios. So there was a shit pot full of the little fuckers running around the ship and in the pool and what not.

So we got a spa membership for the whole cruise. They only can see about 80 of them to keep the crowds down which was great. What was unique about this cruise was that they had a large coed area. Normally they have a men and a womans side in a spa on a ship. I mean you can get a couples massage but if you were going to hang out you had to be on either the men's or the women's side. We want to be together and this worked out perfectly.

First of all they had this giant whirlpool and hot tub that was always empty.

You could soak in the hot tub in the upper left hand corner of the photo away from all the kids and nonsense in the regular hot tubs. Or go into the whirlpool. They had a bunch of water jets you could put against you back or legs to get them relaxed and a platform that you could lay on to just rest in the whirlpool action. It was phenomenal.

Then when you were rested and wrinkled you got out and wrapped yourself in towels and laid on this heated porcelain couches.

The feeling that you got from the heat was wonderful. You dried off but you still rested you aching muscles. It was so very relaxing and chill.

Everyday we scheduled a treatment. One day it was acupuncture but most of the time it was a massage. We got a bamboo massage, a herb infused massage and a hot stone massage. Man that really relaxes you can gets you feeling mellow. Just what we needed .