Friday, September 13, 2013

The real reason I am not allowed to rock climb.



I bet you can figure it out.

19 comments:

The Dude said...

Yeah, well some day you might have a growth spurt. Once you get to 42 inches tall your height in inches will be one tenth of your weight in pounds. That will be a happy day!

ndspinelli said...

Is the last requirement that you have to be Norwegian?

blake said...

You never take off your socks.

It's from your years in porn.

The Dude said...

This is for E. P. - so I am watching Paul Muni in "I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang" where our protagonist escapes from a chain gang (I know, this was like the original Snakes on a Plane or something) and as he goes busting through the woods "down south" he runs past eucalyptus trees, bay trees, live oaks and ultimately manages to avoid the blood hounds by hiding underwater in a tule swamp.

Swamp realism - not happening.

chickelit said...

Swamp realism - not happening.

Bogged down in detail, myrrhed in quag, Sixty you fill me with the urge to put every Hollywood production ever produced under the microscope to check for arboreality.

BTW, my SIL recently told me that she had been to the park/lake used in the opening credits for the "Andy Griffith Show." The lake is in LA but was passed off as somewhere near MayBerry, NC. Perhaps you could opine on the species of pine? link

chickelit said...

Mountain Climbing

Plus de cowbell!

chickelit said...

I though Leslie West was a superb climber.

Icepick said...

There was a short-lived show by TIm Minear a few years ago about a road race from Florida to California.

It was funny watching the cars race through the deserts of Florida with mountains in the background.

Icepick said...

And yes, those scenes were specifically mentioned as taking place in Florida. It was epic.

bagoh20 said...

Lay down on your back, and put your hat on your gut. Presto, 43" tall easy.

bagoh20 said...

I didn't know Mississippi Queen was track one on their debut album. That's a nice way to start things for a new band.

chickelit said...

Leslie West made a big splash with that band.

The Dude said...

Have you and Nick stopped drinking yet? It's Saturday morning already!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

You climbing that wall (and Lisa videoing it) would have made a hell of a post!

So how was dinner with Nick at Marco Polo?

Trooper York said...

The dinner was epic.

Details to follow.

As soon as we post bail.

bagoh20 said...

In a jail cell huh? Which one of you won the coin toss to be the bitch?

bagoh20 said...

BTW, just because you're in jail for a few hours does not mean you have to do nasty things to each other. Take a nap (separate beds), talk a little, keep your pants on. You'll be out soon.

ricpic said...

Most dwarfs (dwarves?) and midgets CAN climb that wall. A d or m is any adult below 4' 10". But most are above 3' 6". Even Herve Villechaize - 3' 10" - could climb that wall. But he in the plane now, with the boss.

MamaM said...

It's the giants among men that might have difficulty finding a place on those pegs to perch their size 14's.

Attempting that feat would definitely have drawn enough of a crowd to qualify for an entertainment stipend.