Cody, During the 1960 election, Angie, James Michener, and Stan Musial toured the country campaigning for JFK. Both Angie and Michener LOVED Stan the Man. That was an eclectic trio. I think Angie's job was to sit under the podium and give JFK head when he was giving speeches. Stan played his harmonica. Michener probably just autographed his books.
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said,
"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
I was looking at her ear and thinking about deaf people.
Shaddup. It's my life.
Anyhow. I was wondering: In what language do deaf people think? Really deaf people, the ones who have never been able to hear anything at all. They understand sign language and have been taught to read, but how do they think? Is in in the language they read, the language they sign, or in abstract concept?
I can't ask them, so how can I know? And what would they answer?
There was a deaf couple who frequented a bar I worked at while in college. Totally deaf. They used sign language with each other; pointed to the menu to tell me what they wanted.
Sometimes they'd argue in sign language. When they were really angry it looked like a game of rock paper scissors on meth, with grunting and body language.
Watching Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion in an "art" theater back in the '70's, I believe, or maybe it was the late '60's, anyway it was quite difficult for me to simultaneously jack off and note what a fine job she was doing acting crazy -- but I did it! Pulled it off, so to speak.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Bridget Bardot.
So I am sitting here watching Rio Bravo - what a strange movie. Ricky Nelson - really?
Then I do a bit of research and learn that Angie Dickinson will be 82 in a few days.
How can that be? WT f'n F?
Angie Dickinson (not the who's that girl...just a general comment)...what a woman.
Take you about 27 thousand Miley Cyruses to equal Angie's toenail fungus.
How the hell does the Duke resist as long as he did? Throw her over your shoulder, blow Stumpy a kiss goodbye and head for the border.
"Sorry don't get it done, Dude. That's the second time you've hit me. Don't do it again."
John Wayne FTW.
Cody, young angie dickenson was hotter than bridget bardot.
Cody, young angie dickenson was hotter than bridget bardot.
Oh hell yes.
Bridget Bardot's looks remind me of a line from Family Guy where Peter said that Christina Aguilera offended all of his senses.
I won't repeat it here, but those of you who know, know.
LOL Sixty.
This place is like a prison where the inmates just holler out the number of the joke.
42!
Hahahaha.
86!
Nothing.
Some people just can't tell a joke.
Cody, During the 1960 election, Angie, James Michener, and Stan Musial toured the country campaigning for JFK. Both Angie and Michener LOVED Stan the Man. That was an eclectic trio. I think Angie's job was to sit under the podium and give JFK head when he was giving speeches. Stan played his harmonica. Michener probably just autographed his books.
Angie Dickinson's little outfit.
Man.
I remember when Virginia Mayo wore an outfit like that. Then she said something nasty about Ma and I hadda slap her.
Nick, about JFK and Angie, didn't she say 'it was the best 20 seconds of my life'?
Cody, Never heard that, but it sounds like Angie.
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said,
"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
Archie Bunker told that joke at the funeral of his long time friend Stretch Cunningham--who was jewish. Archie didn't know it.
While I prefer Angie, Brigid Bardot was one hot tamale.
See for example, "Contempt".
That's the great thing about film. We can see these babes in action 50 years ago.
Compare and contrast.
See for example, "Contempt".
Ah oui.
"Je t'aime totalement, tendrement, tragiquement."
And one of my favorite trailers ever.
I think the movie might be a let down after that trailer.
I was looking at her ear and thinking about deaf people.
Shaddup. It's my life.
Anyhow. I was wondering: In what language do deaf people think? Really deaf people, the ones who have never been able to hear anything at all. They understand sign language and have been taught to read, but how do they think? Is in in the language they read, the language they sign, or in abstract concept?
I can't ask them, so how can I know? And what would they answer?
There was a deaf couple who frequented a bar I worked at while in college. Totally deaf. They used sign language with each other; pointed to the menu to tell me what they wanted.
Sometimes they'd argue in sign language. When they were really angry it looked like a game of rock paper scissors on meth, with grunting and body language.
Don't say I never gave you anything...
It even has Titus in it!
Here is some more goodness...
Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion.
Nice, Evi.
Watching Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion in an "art" theater back in the '70's, I believe, or maybe it was the late '60's, anyway it was quite difficult for me to simultaneously jack off and note what a fine job she was doing acting crazy -- but I did it! Pulled it off, so to speak.
It helps to be quick on the draw, so to speak.
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