
So I actually saw the latest boring heads where head head Niles Crane cross examined one of our favorite brides to be.
Niles Crane: So who is this guy? Can we have a picture? Is he prettier than me?
Engaged lady: Well Niles the back end of his dog is prettier than you. Don't you read my blog?
Niles Crane: Yes I read it all the time. That's why I know that you police your comments vigorously and delete nasty comments and keep the ideologues out so there can be a give and take across the political spectrum.
Engaged Lady: That's totally wrong Niles. I only delete spam and the occasional psycho who provides a google map to my house. Obviously you have never read my blog or you are just pulling this out of your ass like a typical liberal who spouts bullshit when they have no idea what they are talking about.
Niles Crane: Well I might be totally wrong and not have any facts but I will still spout boring nonsense with a total sense of pretentious self righteousness. That's my style. Hey why don't your commenter's comment on boring heads.
Engaged Lady: Well mainly because it is so fucking boring. Most of them would rather stick their penises into a pencil sharpener than delve into the morass you call a comment section.
Niles Crane: Yes well thank you for appearing on boring heads. I think I will stick to chatting with Mickey Mouses perverted Uncle from now on.