Sorry about that chief.

I have just been too busy to really write up any posts that I am willing to put here. I mean I will throw out a comment or two between customers but I can't give enough thought or effort to a post that I feel like posting for youse guys.

Plus there was a "Man from U.N.C.L.E." marathon and you know what that means.

Shiver my timbers and tickle my Elmo!

"Hey Fella's look, a cake."

"Yes Happy Birthday Commander Mchale."

"Thank you Captain, I really appreciate it. Hey is it one of those cakes where some one jumps out of it...I don't know...like a winsome young Filipino Mess Boy....that would be cool....hey this icing taste funny....oh well thanks anyway."

"Don't be upset Skip. You can tickle One-Adam-Twelve over there till he pees his pants."

"Now you're talking!"

Shiver my timbers and tickle my Elmo!

Captain Wallace Burton Binghamton: I've got you this time Mchale. You are under arrest for tickling Ensign Parker.

Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: What are you talking about Captain. It was a tickle party. That's a old navy tradition. Why John Paul Johns tickled his crew. Oliver Hazzard Perry said we have met enemy and they are ticklish. Why even Captain Morgan had a few glasses of rum and shivered a few timbers in Davy Jones Locker. You can't arrest me.

Captain Wallace Burton Binghamton: I can and I will. You are going to Leavenworth where you will be alone shivering your timbers by yourself in solitary.

Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: Crap. With my luck I will probably live till I am ninety.

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP THAT!

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP THAT!"

"I can see what you are doing through the computer. ..I am calling the cops. ....You should only do that in the privacy of your bedroom. .....What...you are getting coffee....well what are you're hands doing down there...I'm calling the cops."

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE....ME?"

I am up here Paul.....hello

"I have really missed you Joan."
"Really that is very nice of you to say Paul"
"Yes indeed. In fact late at night I often look at the company photo where are standing in front of everyone. You know the one that Peggy started all the gossip about."
"I am up here Paul....Hello!"
"Oh yes sorry. Say do you like Ernst Borgnine movies?"

Hey you!!! What are you doing there Soldier?"

"I can see what you are doing."

"Looking at all those posts about Julie Newmar."

"Put that away nobody wants to see that."

"I know something about that and it is not good for you. Well I mean I am still here hale and hearty at 91 because of that, but that is no reason for you to be doing that where we can see it through the computer."

"Don't make me jump through the screen."

"I got a razor bitch."

"Yeah.....I thought so."

Si El Captain Stubbing es muy grande!

Jes that is why I love to be a guest on the Boat of Love. El Captain Stubbing tiene un mucho grande pistolo, es verdad. Yes as long as that. He told me many stories of his time with the Mary Tyler Moore. That Rhoda, oye what a puta. And Phyllis like it con el perro. Si es verdad. But the strangest stories he used to tell was of his time in the Navy on how you sat, the PT boat. His captain McHale was un hombre muy es strange.

Hey Titus said his folks met Connie Stevens while they were on vacation.

Titus just said that his folks met Connie Stevens when they were on vacation in Arizona. Man I love Connie Stevens. Connie Stevens was hot. I bet Connie Stevens is still hot.

She will be in a future poll in which we try to determine which co-star does Ernie Borgnine think about when he is whacking off.

Ernie also knows the score.

Mike Rogo: Linda, ya hear me?
Linda Rogo: Will you shut up? I'm busy in here!
Mike Rogo: You weren't on the streets that long! How many guys did you know! Do you realize how slim even one of those characters is on this boat?
Linda Rogo: [affected accent] You don't have to shout.
Mike Rogo: [calmly] I said do you realize...
Linda Rogo: [shouts] I heard what you said!

Mike Rogo: Comon baby, I can't lose you. If I do I will have marry that make-up bitch and jerk off for the rest of my life.

(The Posiedon Adventure, 1972)