I think I have learned a few things in life.

I think I have learned a few things in life. One of them is that I do not have dominate every conversation. I don't have to carry the ball all the time and should let other people talk and dominate the conversation. I mean they are not as entertaining as me (he said modestly) but what are you gonna do. When I am in social situations now I consciously stop myself from talking. The inane bullshit that spews from other people is somewhat annoying but it seems to please them so let I figure let them go crazy.

I have a saying that I tell the wife all the time. You are not the bride. People aren't hanging on your every word or action. Let them do their own thing.

The last vestiges of the old attitude remains in the internets. I like to argue and I like to state what I think. But now I think it is at the point of diminishing returns. I would like to spend more time on the creative side of things. But I don't know if I have the time or the inclination anymore.

I mean who wants to be Donald Trump?

Thinking about Christmas....

Doesn't the elf look like Donald Trump?

Why can't the girls get along?

Have you been watching the Celebrity Apprentice?

They always start off the season as the boys against the girls and every year the girls just get clobbered. This year they lost five out of the seven challenges. Now the girls have been fighting like crazy. The problem with these shows for some celebrities is that when you see them in action you start to hate them. Other's rise in you estimation. I mean who would have thought that Clay Aiken would have big balls and consistent act like a man. Not that there is anything wrong with that. And who would think that Lisa Lampenelli would be such a humorless bitch who couldn't laugh at herself. And who would have thought that Teresa Giudice would be a dumb twat.

Well everyone thought that so it don't count.

They had a double episode this week and in the second one they split up the teams with some men and some women in each. It was really funny how the guys wouldn't buy into the bullshit we saw every week with the girls. Lisa Lampenilli tried to get Dee Snyder to rag on the model babe but wouldn't have it. She did come up with some good stuff and he said so. Lisa lost it.

But not like Arsenio. He lost it in the boardroom. The worse I ever saw. I think I have to post the Youtube clip. He hammered this nasty twist Aubrey O'Day who is a bitch on wheels. She was the former head of a sorority and man she is like every one of those bitches you see on TV or the movies. Arsenio called her on her bullshit and Clay was right there with him telling the truth with no holds barred. It was great TV./

Next week should be a pip.

I still don't understand why women can't play nice. Just sayn'

Trump this!

You know I started a whole long post about this thing that is going on with Althouse and Meade after I started to read her post today. I wanted to explain my thoughts and how I see it . You see it seems that her numbers are going down and fewer people are commenting. So to gin up some controversy she put up this post. It served her purpose. She got over 200 comments and counting. That is what she is all about.

I don't want to feed into her plans. Once before I got pissed and stopped contributing to her blog. She had her errand boy put up a comment to lure me and a couple of others back to her comments page. In that thread she called me a pussy and an asshole and a few other choice things. Which is fine with me. She might be right. I was foolish enough to come back there and contribute to her blog. That was a very bad mistake.

I admit that I love to make fun of her pomposity and hubris. It is a big failing of mine. I detest the overinflated egos of the credentialed elite that think they are all that and love to puncture their balloon. I have done it all my life and I don't intend to stop now. I can see how other people such as ndspinelli and EBL are enjoying doing it now. I say enjoy yourself and have fun. But I have gotten tired of it and her.

I want to segue away from this back and forth. Move on to more fun topics like Panda Sex and Charles Bukowski. I know the people who dislike Althouse and what that blog and comment community has become like to come here and vent. I understand it. Some of it is damn funny. But as I have said I am tired of her and her blog and all the stuff that goes with it. I don't want to give her anymore free content. Either by my contributions or by people running back and forth to keep this going.

I don't intend from this day forth to reference that person or that blog in anyway. Any post that can be read as referring to that fouled garden should not be read that way. it refers to something else. I have better things to do and more exciting things happening in my life than jousting back and forth with Meadhouse.

That is the past. It was fun while it lasted but it is getting too boring and lame. I don't want to contribute to her page views and comments. I leave that to people like J, Cedarford,Jeremy and all the rest of her favorites.

So take my name out of your mouth.

I ask that the people who are angry with Althouse take it up with her. She is not allowed in my world anymore. I won't delete you like they will but I prefer that we not discuss her and her consort. They deserve each other. The last few weeks have proved that. I predict an unhappy end to that story. But that is their problem not mine. Let them stew out there in Wisconsin and have a happy life if they can.

You see I was mistaken when I said Althouse is like Nixon. She is like Trump. And like Trump she is going to find out that dyed blond hair, pomposity and a vicious temperament is not enough to put on a show. That blog operated like the Celebrity Apprentice. You see there were a lot of guest stars that people wanted to see. They really weren't there to see Trump. Although he thinks that is why it is popular. His job is only to say you're fired. I didn't give ALtrump that opportunity.

I quit.

Now why don't you just run along and do the same thing.

Donald Trump wants to quit!

Donald Trump wants to quit the Celebrity Apprentice. You see this season he is dealing with Teresa Guidice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and she is so fuckin stupid that he can't take it anymore. She is a total moron and he is pulling the hair out of his wig dealing with her.

Here she is pictured with Titus after they brought the rare clumber to the vet.

Donald Trump demands to see birth certificate!

He made everyone on Celebrity Apprentice produce their birth certificates.

Lil John only had a Certificate of Jive Birth.

But that was acceptable because his parents were jazz musicians.

A True Met.

Have you seen the Celebrity Apprentice? I don't know but I just find it endlessly fascinating. You see you have these two teams of big name celebrities who are given a fairly mundane task and they proceed to totally screw it up.

The task this week is to do a four page "advertorial" for the combination of Norton and Life Loc which supposdedly will prevent identity theft. The teams were split between the men and the women and they both did a lousy job. On ad had almost no content...they even left off the number to call to order the product! The other one looked like one of Ritmo Brazileiro's posts on Althouse. Heh. You know more than a couple of words so to speak. Still and all the women won with the minimalist approach and one of the men had to get fired.

Now the track star Michael Jackson was in charge in the best Joan Crawford/Al Haig style that was pretty freaky. But he was a man about it and was willing to take the hit and be fired because he took the responsiblity like a man. Although he did say that the Governor (Rod Blagojevich) was totally useless, I mean he couldn't even turn on a lap top. Just goes to show you what politicians are really like!

But in a strange twist of fate when the Trumpster asked Daryl Strawberry who should be fired, he said "Me." Holy Bobby Valentine Batman! Why did he do that? I mean he didn't do anything so he didn't do anything wrong. But the whole deal was that he was just tired. He kept yawning and looking at his watch and taking cigaretter breaks and ordering pizza. He just didn't give a shit! So he made up some bullshit about taking the hit in a bizzare bid to just go home. So Trump obliged him and fired him.

Now in the first episode Trump asked Strawberry that he played for both teams in New York and he wanted to know what he considered himself. A Met or a Yankee. I mean he won more championships as a Yankee after all. But Daryl just said "New York, I am just a New York guy." But you see I have to disagree.

I mean after seeing this you have him pegged. He is lazy and lackadasical and unmotivated and excuse making and looking for the easy way out. A loser and a quitter.

The dude is a "True Met."

Evil truimphs once again!

Well Evil triumphs once again as the aging douche bag Donald Trump names octogenarian succubus Joan Rivers the Celebrity Apprentice. What a ripoff.

The finals were judged on four bogus criteria only one of which was fund raising. Annie Duke the poker player who was my favorite raised $300,000 more in her event but that didn't mean squat. They retarded decorations and drag queens in Rivers party were judged superior. Not that there is anything wrong with drag queens, I mean I am pretty sure that Joan and Melissa Rivers are both dudes anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now if you were following this as I have you would have seem the meltdown where this cunt Melissa was fired and totally attacked and demeaned the staff as she stormed off. Nothing gets me more pissed off than when cunts with a sense of entitlement go off on working people who are just doing their jobs. I am sure that is Trump's MO so I guess he didn't think it was such a big deal. The Rivers are so horrible that the event staff that was working on their party quit and both groups got screwed. Then when it was brought up in the boardroom the Rivers screamed that it was a lie when we saw it right in front of our eyes. How Trump could pick her after that just shows you why he has declared bankruptcy so many times.

This is the last time I will watch or talk about the Celebrity Apprentice. They lost me forever. I mean if it is a game there is absolutely no way that Annie Duke should have lost. If it is all bullshit as it proved to be why watch it all. The answer is that I was foolish to follow it.

I will now add Joan Rivers to that list which includes Robin Williams, Sarah Jessica Parker, the BJ Hunnicut guy and Tim Robbins. When I see them in the credits, I change the fucking channel.

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What a fucking joke.