Flashback: Gratuitous Bathtub photo, what a pair, but one is bigger than the other.

Hey here is a two for one holiday special. Two starlets in tubs. One is a much bigger star than the other. You can easily guess one. But who is the other one?

I'm back!

Hey we are back from Florida and open for business.

Of course a bunch of stuff got screwed up while we were away and I have to run around and fix it up. Two blubs out up in the ceiling track lighting, the cord for the light in the back room came off, nobody looked at the mail, dogs are peeing on the side of the building and nobody put out the cayene pepper. Oh and the Giants lost again and Eli and Jacobs are out for the rest of the season.

Same old, same old.

But I'm back. Hee.

Tony Dogs is going to Mardi Gra this year. I hear Monica Lewinsky is the Grand Marshal or whatever it's called.

My friend Tony is going to New Orleans again this year for Mardi Gra. He came into the store last night and dropped that little tidbit. He goes almost every year because he has family down there and loves to visit. Of course he has to brag about that when the snow and raining is falling down on our heads. The Rat.

Happy Memorial Day!!!!

I hate freakin Christmas. I mean I love the little baby Jesus but I hate the hoopla surrounding the holiday. Gift giving in particular. I always gave great gifts like DVD players and great clothes and cases of wine. I always got back socks and underwear.

Socks and underwear!

I love Memorial Day. That is the best fucking holiday by a mile. Beginning of summer. The tax season is over. Warm nights. Longer Days. Barbecues. Baseball. The summer is here.

You can take your reindeer games and stuff them up your ass.