Oval Office Wednesday November 9, 2016
“Well the election results are in Mr. President” said Jay
Carney “It’s a replay of Bush vs Gore.”
“What do you mean Jay?” said the President as he played
with his Blackberry. It was never too early to work on his NCAA brackets. “Spell
it out for me please.”
“Hillary won the popular vote but it seems that maniac Ted
Cruz won the electoral. They are contesting Florida in court and demanding a
recount. So it is still up in the air.”
“Either way the country loses Mr. President” piped up
Valarie Jarrett who was commonly referred to as Rasputin behind her back. As
much for her facial hair as her Svengali like powers over the lazy Chief
executive. “Your agenda and legacy will be trashed by either of them. That
racist Cruz will destroy Obama care and wipe out Food Stamps and clean energy.
He will be a disaster. The Tea Party will destroy this country and everything
we have built. Hillary will be worse. After the way she attacked us and threw
you under the bus about Benghazi you know she is going to let loose the dogs to
investigate everything that happened during our time of office. We can’t let
that happen. It will be a witch hunt. And who is a bigger witch than Hillary?”
“Listen to them Barry” intoned his wife Michelle as she
flexed her arm muscles and broke a walnut. She was not referred to as Rasputin
even though in fact she actually was a beard. “We have to think outside the
box. I mean who says we really have to step down when the country is in chaos?
Either one of those damn fools will destroy the America that we have built.”
“Yes that’s true” murmured the distracted President as he
tried to figure out how to get the PGA standings on his phone. “Bring me some
options on what we can do. But first I have one important question. Jay?”
“Yes sir?”
“What is my tee time today?”
