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Coach Lombardi was always a big patriot. As all of us on the Packers were. Many of us were vets and some of us were in the reserves. So we all stood at attention and held our hands over our hearts when they played the Anthem. Except for some of the Negros

They seemed to have a different view. There weren't that many of them on the team and the ones we had all stuck together. Not the way Paul Hornung got stuck to some of the rookies in the shower. More that they always hung out together. Now there weren't many Negros in Green Bay at the time. So they kind of stood out and were under a microscope.

They were always grumbling and complaining under their breath. They never said anything to Coach. Because he would cut them the next day. So they just kept their ideas to themselves. All of the black power and protest stuff was not something that was allowed in the locker room. Coach said to keep all of the politics out off the field.

Which made it all the more surprising when Lionel Aldridge decided to kneel during the National Anthem. That shocked everyone. It was during an exhibition game and the Coach wasn't even aware of what happened. When he found out he called Lionel into his office and read him the riot act. You see Coach Lombardi had coached at West Point. He was a super patriot. He wouldn't stand for it. We all expected that Lionel would be traded to Detroit or something.

But a funny thing happened. Nothing. Lionel apologized to the team and it never happened again. I had to ask the Coach what happened.

"Coach I don't understand. Why didn't you fine Lionel for disrespecting the flag?" "Fine him I was going to cut him. But once I talked to him I realized it wasn't right. You know he is crazy." "What?" "Yeah he is crazy as a loon. I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in the nut house someday. You know how I knew that he really is a crazy person?" "No coach how did you know?" "He married a white girl." "Gotcha."
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

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New York Post October 7, 2014

The former manager of Jenn Sterger, the ex-New York Jets hostess who allegedly received nude pictures and racy voicemails from Brett Favre, has penned a damning account of how the NFL conducts its investigations.

In light of the recent Ray Rice scandal, Phil Reese wrote an opinion piece on the 2010 Favre allegations and the NFL’s investigation, saying, “Just like Brett Favre’s penis (allegedly), it wasn’t pretty. But unlike Brett Favre’s penis (allegedly), it was extremely long. It also did not have Aaron Rodgers teeth marks on it as has been alleged.” The married Favre admitted leaving voice mails, but denied sending naked pictures.

Reese said he was hounded by NFL investigators who wanted to speak to Sterger. "The NFL representatives were determined to root out heterosexuality and rebuild the league under feminist politically correct principals. Having a penis and being interested in girls had fallen out of favor with the league."

They met at his apartment, where “grown men in suits sat around my kitchen table and stared at pictures of Brett Favre’s penis (allegedly). The heads of NFL security sat through hours of testimony and sifted through countless documents that were compiled in a three-ring binder with the help from our FBI forensics expert.”

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Coach Lombardi didn't come to practice today. Norm Hecker ran the drills while the Coach was busy in the film room. You see the Packers were one of the first teams to use film extensively in the game preparation. Which was all because of our video coordinator Bob Crane.

Yes that Bob Crane. Long before he was the star of "Hogan's Hero's Bob was a radio disc jockey in Madison Wisconsin but in his spare time he would film practice and our home games. Coach Lombardi spent a lot of time with him going over the film. Or at least I think it was the films of the game. They would spend hours behind locked doors and when they would bring the rest of in there would only be a few brief snippet to watch.

And the table would always be sticky.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

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The team celebrated today because we won our first game. We kicked the Lions ass. Which isn't that hard to do. They were never really any good. Their defense sucks and Mitt Plum just was a loser. Everyone knows anybody named Mitt is a loser. They should have went with Earl Morrall but the coach didn't like him very much.

So we all celebrated the way we like to do when we win a big game.  "The Golden Boy" convinced a couple of rookies to take a whirlpool with him. Willie Davis snorted some coke. Max and Boyd drank some white lighting and burned a little cross in Elijah Pitts locker.

Oh and  Coach put on his tight stretch pants and stood next to Jim Taylor when he wasn't wearing any underwear.

We all have our rituals.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

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We had a tough practice today because the “Golden Boy” is back and the Coach is running him ragged. He ran that same off tackle play about a hundred times.  You see the league just let him back in after he was suspended for a year for gambling. Hornung was betting on the games. We just hoped he was betting on us to win.

The league suspended him and Alex Karras for a year. Coach Lombardi called Commissioner Rozelle every day. Three times a day. He kept busting his chops until he let Hornung back on the team. I mean it wasn’t like he did anything serious like using the “n” word or doing a war dance or slapping around his maid. I mean he just bet on football when he could shave points and affect the outcome of the game. I am sure he never made us lose. He just shaved it a little.

Just like he used to do to his ball sack. It was quite unpleasant actually. He wouldn’t do it. He would have one of the rookies do it as a rite of passage. At least that’s what he said. He was all about the rookie’s passage.

Coach Lombardi didn’t care about that. He didn’t care about what laws were broken. If you shaved points or even threw a game here or there. You see if you were a star player he would do what he had to do to get you on the field.

Winning isn’t everything. Winning is the only thing.

(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

Macy's has really gone downhill

So we went to Macy's yesterday since the wife needed some make up and stuff. They had a bunch of displays of football jersey's and stuff. The worst thing about it was who they decided to feature. I mean some of them stunk.

Just sayn'

Can you spot Aaron Rodgers?

Hey this just in from MSN: Can you spot Aaron Rodgers?

Hint. He is the guy fondling the backsides of his unhappy teammates. That's why they are not smiling.

If only the Giants could play that crappy division with the Packers and Lions in it all the time it would be snap to make the playoffs.

Football season has ended early for some of us....

So we all have to find a way to enjoy the games even though our teams are out of it.

Michael Haz and some his buddies have decided to restart their dance team to cheer on their Packers. I don't know how he got El Pollo Raylan and Garage Mahal to join in but they are great. Good show buddy!

Ha!

Packer's sign Flynn!

That's the ticket. That should take care of everything!

Just in time to play the Giants next week!

A Brooklyn Couple visits Green Bay

Two of our best friends went to game at the frozen tundra at Green Bay today. They had met an stockholder of the Packers at a cat swingers convention in Utica New York. That is a get together where cat fanciers take their pussies to have strange sex with other kitties from all over the country. They just throw their flea collars in a bowl and pick out one so their little kitties can get it on with somebody new and maybe have more little monsters to spread their fleas, pee and allergy causing cat hair. Since they are very liberal they even let their cats have gay sex if they happen to pull out a same sex flea collar. But that's another story.

Anyhoo this dude is a season ticket holder to the Packers and they got along so well that he gave them tickets to todays game. Now my buddy really gets into stuff as he loves to be a reinactor and stuff. Nothing really weird. He just goes once a month and hangs around in the woods dressed as a orc. So this was right up his alley.

He pretended to be a typical Green Bay fan. I think he looks perfect.

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We won the game this Sunday and we had to carry Coach Lombardi off the field. He insisted that we do it every time. Not because he was vain or anything it was just that he liked the feel of his nutsack against Fuzzy Thurstons neck. Said it soothed him.

I had to go in to talk to Coach and give him some bad news. You see it looks like I will be out the rest of the season. I have been feeling poorly and have some very strange symptoms. It seems that I have been getting big absesses in my mouth and sinus and gobs of snot and pus keep running down out of my mouth and nose. It is very unsightly and all the guys are giving me a lot of crap about it. So I went to the Mayo clinic and they told me I had some strange disease. Actinomycosis. It seems a lot of people get it in Wisconsin. Mostly it is from bacteria and a lot of women get it in their twat from using a IUD. Then how the hell did I get it?

I am certainly not a cunning linguist. If anybody was going to get something it would be Hornung who was always putting his mouth where it didn't belong.

Coach Lombardi is gonna kill me.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

Garage Mahal will be watching the Super Bowl at Lambeau Field!

Garage and the Missues and NDSpinelli and Michael Haz and the rest of the Packers fans will be having a Super Bowl party at Lambeau field to check out the Super Bowl.

When it was all said and done they played one game more than the Giants. Who are still World Champions for another week.

Have fun guys! Stay warm.

Sorry to see that Packer's Fan's

But you can put on your rose colored glasses and wait for next year.

When the vastly overrated Aaron Rodgers will lose another big game.

See ya next year!

Gratuitious bathtub scene: Nd is sad about his Packers

So he adjourned to his bath with a few close friends.

Buck up little soldier.

Big game this Sunday

Ndspinelli is getting all hopped up about the big game this Sunday.

It is an important game. But it is not the Championship Game. So the Packers have a shot. But not too much of one.

It will be fun to hear the excuses on Monday morning.

Hee.

 

 

MSN November 15, 2012

Apparently "60 Minutes" isn't going to sit back and let Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers take shots at it without a response.

After Rodgers told the Detroit media in a conference call on Wednesday that his feature story on "60 Minutes" was "cut for their purposes, their agenda," the CBS news magazine fired back at the NFL's Most Valuable Player. Rodgers, the reigning NFL MVP, has been taking jabs at "60 Minutes" since the show aired an 11-minute piece on him Nov. 4.

"Aaron Rodgers was never taken out of context and most anybody portrayed as he was on ‘60 Minutes' would have been flattered by the story," CBS News chairman and executive producer Jeff Fager (heh) said in a statement to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "It was fair and accurate and it was obvious we got it right when we reported that he tends to be overly sensitive. He is just so gay it is not even funny. Little bitch."

On Wednesday, Rodgers was asked specifically about one section of the show's story on him, in which he talked about the possibility of teams other than the New Orleans Saints using a bounty program. Rodgers response included the line, "could have been."

But Rodgers told Detroit reporters that it was not the way it appeared on television.

"I wouldn't put a whole lot of weight into that story," Rodgers said in his teleconference. "It was cut for their purposes, their agenda, and most of the answers were either just portions of a bigger answer or probably not even for the question that was asked. So, I'm not even going to touch that one. I only touch the big ones. You know like Ryan's."

Included in the statement that Fager (heh) sent to the Journal Sentinel was the unedited transcript that Rodgers had with reporter Scott Pelley on the show. He has also been with Ryan Braun, a Mexican bus boy and a three way with a dude from Human Resources and a Hindu. Allegedly.

Pelley: "There has been — a bit of a scandal in these recent months, that the league has reacted to, about players being paid bounties to knock guys like you out of the game. And I wonder if you've ever felt like you've been targeted in a game, somebody tryin' to take you out?"

Rodgers: "Every game I feel like they're tryin' to take me out. I just want those big burly men to ask me out. Now, I don't know about money. I don't — I've never felt like there's been — (mic noise) been money on my head. But — that's what happens. The defense is tryin' to — is tryin' to either knock you out of the game or knock you out of your rhythm. Some teams are a tad bit dirtier than others — in the ways they go about doin' that. But — you know, it's everything from trash talkin' to — a borderline late hit, to — a dirty play. But — you know, some of that stuff is part of the game, and then some of that stuff (as we've seen) — most people agree is not part of the game."

Pelley: "You seeing more of it now or less?"

Rodgers: "I think — about the same. I don't think that's — that really changes a whole lot. I — again, I can't speak on any of the bounty stuff. Like, I don't know — what teams were also using systems like that. But —"

Pelley: "You think —"

Rodgers: "I can tell you —"

Pelley: It's more than one?"

Rodgers: "Could have been. Could have been. I think it's gotta be — in your mind. It's not outside the realm of thinking that there could have been other teams that had similar systems. But — no, I think — every defense is tryin' to — is tryin' to get after the quarterback."

Pelley: "You said some teams are dirtier than others. Who's dirty?"

Rodgers: "I don't wanna give them any more fuel. They — they — those teams know who they are. They definitely know who they are."

Pelley: "And you know who they are."

Rodgers: "Yeah."

This ongoing feud between Rodgers and "60 Minutes" appears to be far from over. We just hope that he does not starting scratching or pulling hair.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Deep Thoughts....By Titus

Titus said...

I wouldn't eat it all the time spinelli. But every now and again it would be nice.

I actually don't really even eat that much.

Yogurt for breaky, salad for lunchy and veggies and chicky something or another takey wakey out for dindin.

Packing shit, that is awful, how crude and mean.




That is why I don't live in Green Bay. That is where they pack the shit. They even named the team after it.





Although my Mom is a big fan.

What is a girl to do?





tits.

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Coach Lombardi was really tough on us today. He had us doing wind sprints and one on one blocking drills. And of course the nutcracker drill.  Not the one that we did when the reporters were around. This nutcracker drill was where you tried to get past Fuzzy Thurston and he tried to grab your balls. That's why they called him "Fuzzy" you know. It was because of what was under his fingernails.

Coach was really pissed because we lost an exhibition game. To the dog ass Eagles. I mean everybody beat the shit out of the Eagles. So he was on the warpath.

Whenever the Coach was pissed he would put on his Giant's windbreaker and tell us he was ashamed of us. Ashamed of moving from the Big Apple to a piss ant one horse town in Cheese Country.That we weren't a real team like the Giants. He would go on and on about Mel Hein and Jim Lee Howell and kinds of crap till we were going crazy and banging our heads against the walls. Then we would go out and smash the other team.

And he would put his windbreaker away. Till the next time.

But he never stopped waving the Giants in our faces.

You see he would always be a Giant at heart.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

Enjoy Michael H and Allen S.............

Enjoy it while it lasts boys.

See you in the NFC championship game.