Showing posts with label I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man. Show all posts

Sunday, January 29, 2012

I hope that is a remote control in your hand young man.


"Well hello young Mr. Ronald. What is that you have in your hand. You dirty, dirty little boy. Put that down. I have a gun. I will shoot you. Don't make me do that. It will hurt. Now put that back in your pants and be a good little boy."

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Right back at you Batgirl!


I love myself
I want you to
love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I wantyou to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me


I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touchmyself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no


You're the one
who makes me happy honey
You're the sun
who makes meshine
When you're around
I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you aboveme
I search myself
I want you to find me

I forget myself
I want youto remind me
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Commenter Memories Number 124 Ricpic moves the blanket


Because it is the Golddiggers. Naturally.

I hope that is a remote control in your hand.

Wait a minute. Did they even have remote controls then?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?



"So you are enjoying watching the show. You are such a fine young bloke. I know Prudence would love to meet a fine young man such as you."

"What? You like my outfit? Normally I like transparent white shirts that outline my bra straps."

"Wait a minute young master! What are you doing there?"

"I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man!"

Saturday, October 22, 2011

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?




"Why hello young Ron. How are things in Michigan? I hope your Tigers are doing well. Aren't you a little tiger? But why do you keep seeing me like this in your mind. You know I am usually wearing a tight leather body suit. Errrrrr.....maybe that would be worse."
"Wait one minute young sir. I hope that's a remote control in your hand young man."

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?

"Well young Mister Spinelli I know you are a big fan of crime busters. And crime busters in bustiers. But what kind of dreams are you having. Why are you dreaming about me in this position. All the pictures in your head seem to involve handcuffs. This is not decent in a young boy like you."

"Holy Bat Pole! I hope thats a remote control in your hand young man!"

Friday, October 21, 2011

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?


"Hi there my little chicken. What's you're name? Chickenlittle? Well fancy that. I was sent here to learn you some things. Warm wonderful things. That will make you fell all funny and warm and wonderful on the inside. And maybe even on the outside."
"Oh my goodness gracious. Lawdy. I hope that's a remote control in you hand young man?"

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?


"Dat's right sugar. I is your new teacher. Rights here on the TV's. So whats your name? The Crack Emcee? Dat's a funny one. Anyway I am gonna be your teacher. I am gonna teach you lots of wonderful things. They are going to make you feel warm and wonderful inside. Dat's right baby. Cause dat's how I duz it. For the childrens."
"Oh Lordy Mercy Me! I hope dat's a remote control in your hand young blood!"

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?


"Hello young Master Fred. I am here to be your teacher. I have many things to teach you. Many, many wonderful things. They will make you feel all warm and wonderful inside. Now lets prepare to study."
"Oh. My goodness. I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?"