Showing posts with label Niles Crane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Niles Crane. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Boringheads sucks donkey dick. Just sayn'


So the blogger lady has a post about boringheads where they offer to pay to keep her from being part of their site. I mean why would you want to be part of the mess that those pompous douchenozzles run over there?

You can say a lot of stuff about the evil blogger lady but one thing is for sure. She believes in the first amendment and does not censor or delete or ban people because of what they have to say about anything. I really admire that and try to follow her example. That is why so many diverse viewpoints are welcome her at Trooper York.

Of course we mainly talk about tits and sandwiches but hey it's the policy that counts.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I just can't watch boring heads at all.

So I actually saw the latest boring heads where head head Niles Crane cross examined one of our favorite brides to be.

Niles Crane: So who is this guy? Can we have a picture? Is he prettier than me?
Engaged lady: Well Niles the back end of his dog is prettier than you. Don't you read my blog?
Niles Crane: Yes I read it all the time. That's why I know that you police your comments vigorously and delete nasty comments and keep the ideologues out so there can be a give and take across the political spectrum.
Engaged Lady: That's totally wrong Niles. I only delete spam and the occasional psycho who provides a google map to my house. Obviously you have never read my blog or you are just pulling this out of your ass like a typical liberal who spouts bullshit when they have no idea what they are talking about.
Niles Crane: Well I might be totally wrong and not have any facts but I will still spout boring nonsense with a total sense of pretentious self righteousness. That's my style. Hey why don't your commenter's comment on boring heads.
Engaged Lady: Well mainly because it is so fucking boring. Most of them would rather stick their penises into a pencil sharpener than delve into the morass you call a comment section.
Niles Crane: Yes well thank you for appearing on boring heads. I think I will stick to chatting with Mickey Mouses perverted Uncle from now on.