Showing posts with label Nurse Ratched. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nurse Ratched. Show all posts

Sunday, August 16, 2009

I decide what you can say!


Attendant Warren: Good morning, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: Good morning.
Attendant Washington: Good morning, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: Mr. Washington.
Miller: Morning.
Nurse Ratched: Good morning.
Nurse Pilbow: Good morning, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: Good morning. It has come to my attention that you have been misrepsenting yourself on your blog Attendant Washington. You claim to be a moderate but you seem miuch too liberal. As the Head Nurse in charge of moderating and controlling everyones behavior I must demand that you stop. I have spoken.
Attendant Washington: But Nurse Ratched this is still America isn't it? I mean I can call myself whatever I want and who are you to tell me what to do?
Nurse Ratched: I am the one who decides. I am the one who tells you how to behave. If you do not adhere to my dicates I am afraid I will have to make you take the medication.
Attendant Washington: Medication, what medication? I ain't taking any medication.
Nurse Ratched: If you don't want to take your medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that you can have it some other way. But I don't think that you would like it.