Dawn of the Fred

We thought we had seen it all with the Flintstones. The affair between Wilma and Dino. That dirty slut Betty Rubble. Barney shooting smack and falling asleep on the toilet. But what really ended the show was when a Zombie came over to the set and bit Fred.

So we have a new series.

Dawn of the Fred.
(Joseph Barbara, The E True Hollywood Story of the Zombie Flintstones)

Meet the Flintstones

Dino became part of the glam-rock movement and started his own band. They put on a lot of makeup and feather boas and leather chaps. He collabarated on several albums. He was an important inspiration to many of the younger generation. In fact that is why the young Marc Bolan named his band T-Rex. He idolized Dino to the point that he would let the randy reptile tea bag him between shows. Dino wrote several seminal songs in the glam rock era. He was the uncredited author of Ride a White Swan and All the Young Dudes which was originally about Dino’s adventures in the loo at Charing Cross Station. T-Rex was one of the most influential bands of the era and started the movement of large arena bands that toured playing the same music since 1968. That’s why it’s called dinosaur rock.
(John Deacon, Behind the Music: the Dino Flintstone story)

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Meet the Flintsones

The original Flintstones broke at about the same time as the Beatles. The stars of the show were blow to the four winds. Wilma got a bit part on the Mary Tyler Moore show as Rhoda’s mother and a dish washing liquid commercial. Betty moved to Rock Vegas to open a brothel. Barney died in a motorcyle crash while high on Meth. And Fred became a professional bowler. The one cast member who had the strangest path was Dino. He was working as a technical advisor on the movie Caveman with Ringo Starr and made friends with Ringo’s wife Barbara Bach who always had a soft spot for gay dinosaurs. She introduced him to a cutting edge group of gay and bi-sexual rockers like David Bowie and Freddie Mecury. They were all very impressed by two things. Dino’s musical talent and his enormous dinosaur cock. But why should that be a surprise. After Bedrock is where Rock lives.
(John Deacon, Behind the Music: the Dino Flintstone story)

Yabba-dabba-do-me

For the first time ever in our various series of polls, my candidate has won. Yes that slut Betty Rubble was chosen as the woman you would marry if you couldn’t score a hot blogger babe. The final tally:

Betty Rubble (That slut) 29
Laura Petrie 24
Samantha Stevens 16
Bree Hodge 4
Tony Randall 2

So all you perverts have jumped on the prehistoric bandwagon for a Yabba-dabba-do-me good time.

I am sure that the illustrations had nothing to do with it.

I feel like pie.

Hey would I cheat in the Poll? Seriously?

There is a lot of guff from uniformed sources who feel that I am trying to influence the poll in some way. When it is clear that Betty Rubble is a far superior choice to any of the others. I mean Sam has a pain in the ass for a mother, and Laura is too flighty and will want to move to Minnesota and Bree killed her first husband and emascultated her second and Tony Randall is always trying to clean the rug in his tuxedo.

It is clearly that dirty girl Betty Rubble that will win on her own merits. I don't like a stacked deck. (Remember I said deck)

Betty Rubble loves PDA's it's just that she has a lot of STD"S but Barney says WTF.

So Betty Rubble that dirty dirty girl is tied with Laura Petrie for first place in our marriage pool. Betty loves public displays of affection and Barney know how to treat her right. You see Betty always wants a Yabba-dabba-do-me good time.

Every time Jesus rides by on a dinosaur he tells them to get a room.

Hey I don't can what you say, Betty is the girl when you want to get Bam Bamed.

Madison Man gets all analytical about it but the heart wants what it wants. And so do the other parts of your body. Say what you want, that Betty Rubble is one hot cartoon slut.

And they are worried about kissing in public? Jeeez.