Congratulations to Memphis State for winner the USA Camel Toe championships that were held this week in Las Vegas. There winner routine was was the finger me Elmo routine.
I can't till it gets warm. Soon enough it will be Memorial Day. That's my favorite holiday. Baseball is in full swing. Time for barbeques. Hot dogs. The Indy Five Hundred. Led by the pussy car.
O Camel Toe! Our twat and native state! True monkey love in all thy thighs command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True Slot strong and free! From far and wide, O Camel Toe we stand on guard for thee. God keep our twat glorious and free! O Camel, we stand on guard for thee. O Camel, we stand on guard for thee
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.