Happy Birthday Chickie

It seems our good friend and primo commenter Chickenlittle/El Pollo Raylan  has a birthday.

Happy Birthday buddy!

I hope you have a happy and prosperous year!

Chickie says I ignore him on my blog....

I don't do that. I just don't want to spill the beans so to speak. So I keep quiet. But if you want to talk about it we can.

You just can't march in the parade. Just sayn'

That would mean every woman you were with was a lesbian?

Colombian model Natalia Paris states that eating chicken makes you gay. As reported on MSN, this cutie says all the hormones injected into the birds has a foul result. So to speak.

And not that there is anything wrong with that.

What say you chickenlittle?

Imagine my surprise....

At running into Chickenlittle at the Penn Dutch Store in Florida.

I thought you lived in Cali dude?

Whose that girl?

Here is a good friend of chickenlittle so he is not allowed to guess. She is a nasty nurse who was in a show named after her underwear.

Whose that girl?

(Hey we have a nurse theme today)

Did you ever get the feeling.......

That Chickenlittle and the missus will have a great time at the Star Trek convention at the Las Vegas Hilton?

Did you ever get the feeling......

That what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas. Just sayn'

Happy Paddy's Day Chickenlittle

Chickenlittle said.....

I never march in the St Patrick's Day Parade. But I do run in the annual marathon that they hold in San Bernadino the day.

Of course I was motivated.

Poll: Whose the fairest in all the land?

 

chickenlittle said....

I urge everyone here to click on Troop's label for you and review the man's fairness.

Hey I resemble that remark. But to see what youse guys think we have a poll:


Whose picture is the fairest in all the land?

Darcy at her Memorial Day Picnic

Allie at the Madison Protest

Dust Bunny Queen greeting the Jehovah's Witnesses

Trooper York enjoying a snack on his veranda.

Pick the pic that looks the most like you imagine that person to be. Just sayn'

Thanks to Chickenlittle for the great new Logo

It is really great man. What a great job!

You know the only thing I really regret about going private is all the fun I will have mocking the Green Bay and the Boston fans after the Giants win the Super Bowl.

So going private will help me stay humble.

I am a legend in my own mind.

Chickenlittle will be pleased....as will ChipS

Ellie Mae won her lawsuit. She sued Mattell for making a Ellie Mae barbie and they lost in court and she is gonna get paid. How great is that. The network doesn't control her likeness forever. That makes me very happy because I don't want them to market my action figure. Donna Douglas is a big fave of chickenlittle so I know he will be happy.

And ChipS should be pleased because here is another photo of a hot chick in her sixties.

Commenter Memories Number 115: On the other hand chickenlittle is much more macho

He just doesn't brag about it. He was in a really tough motorcycle club back in the day.

"The Son's of Salmonella."

True Stories of the Jersey Shore

Hey you never know when a Guns and Roses concert is going to break out.

Well it sure ain't Californication!

chickenlittle said...
BTW, she's not inviting axilism if that's what you were thinking.

Whose the prevert now?
ricpic said...
She's got that crazed look. Always a good indicator of liveliness in the sack.

What's axilism?
Sixty Grit said...
ricpic, I would say that Google is your friend, but having looked it up, all I can say is there are some things one cannot unread, once read.

Trooper York said...
Isn't axilism where you want to have sex with Axl Rose?

Hey it's snow kidding!

In Italian. Just sayn'

Whose that girl? (and chickenlittle can't answer)

It's a blast from the past and I know that chickenlittle knows who it is so he can't play. It wouldn't be fair to the rest of you mooks.

But the rest of you can horse around and point out what is pointing out so to speak.
I mean you could play horseshoes on those babies!

Whose that pointy breasted gal?

Why did the chicken go to Hawaii?

To get to the other side?

Side of what?

What am I talking about?

I am very tired.

Flashback: Chickenlittle's second comment at Trooper York

chickenlittle said..

You asked for it you get it here at Trooper York. What a crock. I asked for some Hee Haw hours ago in Hello Kitty 3. I should have been more specific: Lisa Todd & Barbie Benton. And while you're at it, how about some mid-60's Donna Douglas?

Ok here is Donna Douglas at age 66. Enjoy!

It's all there in black and white.

"Hello, is anyone there....knock, knock?"
"Oh come in Trey. I have transformed the day room into an artistes studio. Meet my friend Davey, but I like to call him Chickenlittle...because he has the cutest little drumstick."
"Errrr ok Selina, but you do know it is time for our session."
"I don't think so Trey. I am having a session with my little artiste. He says I am his muse. He want's to dip his brush in my little paint pot ....don't you my little chickenlittle? Look under my smock, I am not wearing anything below the waist other than these little white sox...."
'Hamana, hamana, hamana uuurrrrphhhhh (in stereo and then there are two loud thumps)"
"Trey....Davey...Trey....Davey....my goodness I guess the aspect of true art was too much for them."

Gratuitous Teapots return!

Sure chickenlittle claims he has a plain old fashioned teapot. Well I have my sources and they emailed me a photo of his real teapot.

He musts think we are a bunch of stupid clucks.