Showing posts with label Bad Santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Santa. Show all posts

Friday, April 5, 2013

There was this girl who came in to shop yesterday........



And her breath was like a wet ashtray. I mean man she reeked of cigs. Now I am you easy going kind of guy when it comes to smells. We let ndspinelli hang around here and he is always farting. But this bitch smelled to high heaven.

So I go to her "So how are you Kate. Haven't seen you since last year. Was Santa good to you." She goes "Yeah and my Dad too. They brought me a bunch of cigarettes." "Cool."

You gotz to love Santa. But maybe dear old Dad is trying to tell you something.

Ya think?