Sorry GI Joe...No tickee no plauqie!

So the Hall of Fame voting is over and Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds did not get in. Because of steroids.

Now that is some bullshit right there. Ok so they juiced. Big deal. What do you care? So they shrunk their testicles in order to make a living. Lots of people do that. I know I guy who did that by marrying a crazy spinster law professor. And he got into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. So why not Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.

I have to confess something. I only want Clemens to go in to see what hat he wants to wear. If he picks the Yankees that would be a major dis to the Red Sox. If as you would expect he picks the Red Sox then all Yankee fans can go back to legitimately despising him to the max. So it is a win/win for Yankee fans.

Even major league Homo Mike Piazza was denied because of the rumor that he put strange substance in his body so to speak. Just the hint seems to stop your chances.

Good luck with that one A-Rod.

Hall of Fame Ballot 2014

The Baseball Hall of Fame ballot is out and it is time to vote. You can pick ten people at most or none if you are so inclined. So here is my vote based on order of value so to speak

Barry Bonds. Yeah I know. He's a juicer. So what. I mean Scarlet Johansen has implants but you would still fuck her. The numbers don't lie.

Roger Clemens. Much as I hate him you can't fight with the numbers. I mean the guys in the 1920's didn't play against black guys or have night games or a bunch of different shit. It is the numbers in the era you are in that count.

Greg Maddux. Best pitcher of his era bar none. Douchebag because he wouldn't come to the Yankees but I can over look that.

Tom Glavine. Just because he will not wear a Mets hat and that will piss them off.

Mike Piazza because you should have a gay guy so the Evil Blogger Lady won't scream and sue you or something.

Frank Thomas because he started the Wendy's Hamburger chain.

Tim Raines because he played for the Yanks for a while and the Expo's need a couple of guys in the Hall.

Craig Biggio because he is Italian. And a drug addict. And a Houston Astro. Oh yeah. Plus 3000 hits.

Jack Morris because when the game is on the line he is one of the guys I would pick to give the ball too because he is a winner.

Curt Schilling. Yeah I know. He beat the Yankees. With the Diamond Backs. And the fucking Red Sox. But he is a winner.

Mike Mussina. Because I get one Yankee pick. Fuck you.